marie, you go to the physician first to get your prescription which you then bring to me to be dispensed...
i like the above note by singlenfree; honest, comprehensive and succinct.
i need add nothing.
There was a poor man from Lahinch,
Whose member was little more than an inch.
When called to perform,
He looked so forlorn,
He had to be guided in using a winch.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy
yes, acquitted. rightly so in my opinion. it's very easy to say something which you think is merely informal but is taken as an insult. inappropriate perhaps but not a matter for the courts; they ought to be more concerned with pursuing real criminals like the so-called christian brothers and those who aided and abetted them.
on a lighter note, i'd like to apply for the position of apothecary to this physician :devil:
Do none of you read the newspapers/listen to the radio/watch tv/gossip down the pub ?
rumpy pumpy was the prescription recommended by a dublin gp, the phrase being read out at said gp's recent trial.
"oh what a time we 'ad, down at the old bull and bush".
she's forgotten about chas n dave in the corner.
rank amateurs.
a true "pedant's pedant" like myself thinks nothing of engaging kilkenny county council in lengthy, tedious and ultimately fruitless correspondence regarding the discrepancy between how they operate their car-tax refund scheme in practice and how it ought to be operated according to their own literature.
delay to refund: 5 months
i know of muff. apparently there is actually a diving club there. winner of the most embarrassing place name has to go to "pratt's bottom" in kent, uk.
that's going back a bit padds. i nearly did have an orgasm the first time i heard "love will tear us apart" by joy division. nothing sexual, just the most amazing three minutes of music i've ever heard.
wot ? no-one's done the muff-diving gag yet ?
Phrase........................................................Translation
my wife doesn't understand me........................i don't have a wife
sorry exploring my bi side at the moment........you're an ugly fucker
i know my way around a pussy .........i get my sexual advice from "loaded"
i'm hung like a horse.........................................i cum at a gallop
i'm a sensitive lover..........................................i need a shag
i'm very discerning...........................................i haven't had a shag this month
i'm available some afternoons.......................i have never had a shag
i have a thing for older women.....................no chance with anyone my own age
i have a thing for younger women.................the young are more suggestible
chow, hun, put you in my little black book...dear diary, i finally got me leg over
i'm very considerate........................................i don't fart during oral sex
bubbly and chatty girl.....................i fart in the bath whilst phoning me mates
experienced, mature female.............once had a fumble on the top deck of a tram
i don't doubt it although i suspect olympic gold would go to negella lawson
christ, reading that was almost as good
there was a man from armagh
who enticed a young lady to his car.
give it a good tug,
he said with a shrug,
he was last heard crying for his ma !
yes, joint certification is to be encouraged and may well result in distinctions being awarded
There was a young lass from belfast,
who was worried her time had passed.
so she hurriedly phoned,
to try to get boned,
But her corset remained stuck fast.
grinds as required. in britain we call it cramming which brings me to the oral. i find stress can best be avoided by adopting a suitable angle and by doing so its possible to combine assessments.
Oh and by the way Sexford... meant to ask if you had ever considered investing in that miracle of modern technology, the tumble dryer??? 
