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sexford
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Straight Female, 122
0 km · Wexford
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Warming the Bed
I take a different view, Padds.
Favourite
blue is my favourite colour. i don't expect blue to be informed of this and i certainly don't need blue's permission. a favourite is, by definition, a unilateral decision. in this context favourite means bookmark (in fact doesn't internet explorer actually call bookmarks favourites ?)
friend
a friend, by definition, is by mutual consent. a friend must be invited and a friend must consent. friends might share information, like where each is.
The problem is that this site confuses these two separate concepts. when someone clicks on favourite because they are too tired/busy/drunk to make contact then or simply aren't sure whether they want to and want time to think it should be private, no-one else should be informed and the user shouldn't get any info about the person they've favoured. instead, the site takes your favourite list and makes it into a friends list.
your suggestion won't solve the problem, Padds because it doesn't separate these two separate concepts. the site needs to get the lazy (or incompetent) programmer back to do the job properly as it's done on other sites. (If they can't they could pay me to do it, i could do with the cash..)
Favourite
blue is my favourite colour. i don't expect blue to be informed of this and i certainly don't need blue's permission. a favourite is, by definition, a unilateral decision. in this context favourite means bookmark (in fact doesn't internet explorer actually call bookmarks favourites ?)
friend
a friend, by definition, is by mutual consent. a friend must be invited and a friend must consent. friends might share information, like where each is.
The problem is that this site confuses these two separate concepts. when someone clicks on favourite because they are too tired/busy/drunk to make contact then or simply aren't sure whether they want to and want time to think it should be private, no-one else should be informed and the user shouldn't get any info about the person they've favoured. instead, the site takes your favourite list and makes it into a friends list.
your suggestion won't solve the problem, Padds because it doesn't separate these two separate concepts. the site needs to get the lazy (or incompetent) programmer back to do the job properly as it's done on other sites. (If they can't they could pay me to do it, i could do with the cash..)
Warming the Bed
Quote by user=newbie9
Fishing for a sympathy shag? Lol
Like the poem though, speaks for many single guys on the site I'd imagine.
anyone fishing for a sympathy shag on here should probably hang their rod up...
no, i was actually angling for a shag with the person who asked to see me, spent an hour talking to me, then asked me if i could come to cork, told me which hotel we could use, how much it would cost, kissed me good bye (on the lips), then texted me to confirm they'd enjoyed meeting me.
guess if i can't correctly interpret such esoteric clues as "come to cork" i probably shouldn't be on here...
Warming the Bed
0. Virginal Sex
Unfortunately this has never lasted long enough for anyone to describe the characteristics.
8. Pissed Sex
This is where a man, despite being unable to talk, believes he can still fuck, neither party can focus long enough to care what the other one looks like and the woman turns away on her side believing it to be the best fuck she's ever had - before it's finished.
Unfortunately this has never lasted long enough for anyone to describe the characteristics.
8. Pissed Sex
This is where a man, despite being unable to talk, believes he can still fuck, neither party can focus long enough to care what the other one looks like and the woman turns away on her side believing it to be the best fuck she's ever had - before it's finished.
Warming the Bed
The first email sent,
Solicited kind remarks,
From a married woman in a city near here.
Showed me her photos, didn't meet but she was sincere.
The others were read, in time, by and by.
Back came the response; to each,
no reply.
To a woman who likes to be whorish,
proclaims she,
A slut, who needs to be tamed,
I write a role-play fantasy whose plot is perfectly aimed.
I challenge anyone the effort to decry.
Still, the response came,
no reply.
I read with delight a historical note,
on a profile,
The Marquis de Sade gets an airing.
Write a witty rejoinder on how the Marquis has been fairing.
On how he was wronged by history. And why.
But what I get in return,
is, no reply.
What's this ? She mails me.
Bur she didn't understand,
Something the programmer needs to mend.
Site takes data from your favourites and tells someone they're your friend.
Don't think she likes the explanation I supply.
Still, mainly,
I get no reply.
So I've conversed with a few,
From mature and friendly,
to adequately polite; one just downright loopy.
None of these were interested at all in making whoopee.
But generally for my efforts I'm left asking why ?
Is the answer I get most, simply,
NO REPLY.
Warming the Bed
Quote by user=lovebird
sexford,... can i ask without appearing dumb(or dumber some might say)do men know this themselves? can the distinguish between the two?
ive have to admit i assumed you couldnt have one without the other...
lovebird
good question lb. well you can have ejaculation without orgasm but not orgasm without ejaculation.
as to men knowing or not, male orgasms are rather less tangible than female ones and men are generally not good at discussing sex so i expect many men have neverr really thought about it and i'm sure some use the words orgasm and ejaculation as if they were the same thing. However i think all men will have ruined a good wank by cumming when they didn't mean to in an attempt to prolong the event. it can actually be uncomfortable as well as disappointing. all that shaking we do helps propel semen along the tubes (sexy huh ?) and without it i think the pressure can build up too high during ejaculation.
the tragedy is that neither men nor women really get enough information about sex, even now when we have info fired at us from all directions. when i was young i read a book called the hite report which was far better in my opinion than the vagina monolgues which i find shallow and sentimental. also used to read marie-clare and cosmo but there was nothing for me to read about me ! "men's" magazines meant porn and i've never looked at a "lad's" mag but i suspect they're full of stories about sport, cars and war punctuated by a few tits. i''l take the proper porn, thanks.
(sorry, seem to have gone on a bit)
Warming the Bed
1 Ejaculation and orgasm are not the same thing
2 Unlike women, men do not plateau. The best experience derives from a monotonic - and fairly short - climb. Either let him cum quickly first and then again - more slowly - later or concentrate on yourself first. Do not bring him almost there and then decide it's your turn - he'll never fully recover and the phrase damp squib might come into play (see 1). It follows that there is more chance of finding an honest second-hand car dealer than of obtaining the Mills and Boon fantasy of climaxing together.
3 During ejaculation his cock may become extremely sensitive. If you offer to let him cum in your mouth (as opposed to into your mouth) and he politely declines do not go off in a huff. It may be that he knows this will simply be painful and prevent a proper orgasm (see 1)
4 Orgasm will have been achieved if the body shakes violently at the hips and this transfers up the torso in a kind of solo mexican-wave, culminating in whiplash. If, on the other hand, he simply shakes his head and asks you if you "fancy a cuppa" it was just ejaculation.
5 During the first few minutes following an orgasmic ejaculation a man is in a state of total and divine relaxation. This period should really be regarded as part of the orgasm; in fact it is the only part that we actually experience. During an orgasmic ejaculation all body function is directed to involuntary movement and nothing reaches the brain till afterwards. Please let us enjoy this. We do not ask questions or hug you tightly or start stroking random bits of your body as you build up to an orgasm. The entire body can be sensitive during this period and engaging the brain to say anything at all destroys the magic of this blissful period.
2 Unlike women, men do not plateau. The best experience derives from a monotonic - and fairly short - climb. Either let him cum quickly first and then again - more slowly - later or concentrate on yourself first. Do not bring him almost there and then decide it's your turn - he'll never fully recover and the phrase damp squib might come into play (see 1). It follows that there is more chance of finding an honest second-hand car dealer than of obtaining the Mills and Boon fantasy of climaxing together.
3 During ejaculation his cock may become extremely sensitive. If you offer to let him cum in your mouth (as opposed to into your mouth) and he politely declines do not go off in a huff. It may be that he knows this will simply be painful and prevent a proper orgasm (see 1)
4 Orgasm will have been achieved if the body shakes violently at the hips and this transfers up the torso in a kind of solo mexican-wave, culminating in whiplash. If, on the other hand, he simply shakes his head and asks you if you "fancy a cuppa" it was just ejaculation.
5 During the first few minutes following an orgasmic ejaculation a man is in a state of total and divine relaxation. This period should really be regarded as part of the orgasm; in fact it is the only part that we actually experience. During an orgasmic ejaculation all body function is directed to involuntary movement and nothing reaches the brain till afterwards. Please let us enjoy this. We do not ask questions or hug you tightly or start stroking random bits of your body as you build up to an orgasm. The entire body can be sensitive during this period and engaging the brain to say anything at all destroys the magic of this blissful period.
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Quote by user=ladyzaza
PISSHAP!
A mishap generally involving the mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toilet. This usually occurs as the result of an alcoholic stupor.
reminds me of the definition of wysteria:
laugh till you wet yourself
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Quote by user=newbie9
I heard a scientific thing on tv a while back that said that in cave man times, by instinct, it was a bare bum wiggled in a mans direction that got him going, and that the reason that Jordanesque boobs were popular was because they looked like a bum. But then I may not have been paying attention properly so I could have that completely wrong
yes, i think that's the generally accepted explanation for the evolution of permanent breasts - unique amongst mammals to human females and the gentleman above.
similarly the appeal of red lipstick is said to derive from it's ability to make the lips reminiscent of the other lips...
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Quote by user=newbie9
I don't have any toys of a sexual nature, I haven't tried any yet either. So far I've been happy enough to play with the bits n pieces nature provided.
lb doesn't like chocolate, newbie doesn't have any toys... the world's falling apart in front of my eyes
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Quote by user=tedEbare
:P:evil2::welcome::wave2:yeah, shaven, toys are great!!, arnt they!!!,i have a preference for a train set, or those little remote control cars!!!:doh::sparring:
trains going into tunnels eh ? just lie on ze couch unt ve vill have a talk about zese dreams, young man...
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Quote by user=goldenknicks
Could someone waken me when the revolution begins?
yes. you don't want to miss it, golden. a revolution feels ten times better than an orgasm. personally i'm hoping to exploit the chaos and have an orgasm whilst the revolution takes place, thus achieving ecstasy never before experienced in human history...
