Warming the Bed
The first email sent,
Solicited kind remarks,
From a married woman in a city near here.
Showed me her photos, didn't meet but she was sincere.
The others were read, in time, by and by.
Back came the response; to each,
no reply.
To a woman who likes to be whorish,
proclaims she,
A slut, who needs to be tamed,
I write a role-play fantasy whose plot is perfectly aimed.
I challenge anyone the effort to decry.
Still, the response came,
no reply.
I read with delight a historical note,
on a profile,
The Marquis de Sade gets an airing.
Write a witty rejoinder on how the Marquis has been fairing.
On how he was wronged by history. And why.
But what I get in return,
is, no reply.
What's this ? She mails me.
Bur she didn't understand,
Something the programmer needs to mend.
Site takes data from your favourites and tells someone they're your friend.
Don't think she likes the explanation I supply.
Still, mainly,
I get no reply.
So I've conversed with a few,
From mature and friendly,
to adequately polite; one just downright loopy.
None of these were interested at all in making whoopee.
But generally for my efforts I'm left asking why ?
Is the answer I get most, simply,
NO REPLY.
