Wise words or commonsense???

28 Jul 2009

Always try to make other people happy,
even if you have to leave them alone to do it.

28 Jul 2009

An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.

29 Jul 2009

you may be only one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world.

29 Jul 2009

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

29 Jul 2009

Always take precautions during sex.. Lock the door!

29 Jul 2009

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.:thumbup:

29 Jul 2009

He who Laughs last is normally a bit thick.

29 Jul 2009

â€œI've learned that good-byes will always hurt, pictures will never replace having been there, memories good and bad will bring tears, and words can never replace

29 Jul 2009

Never eat yellow snow and cow tipping doesn't work put you are drunk hehehehehehe

29 Jul 2009

Being left handed is a step in the right direction

29 Jul 2009

fook,,, I am left handed

30 Jul 2009

If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him.

30 Jul 2009

Shit happens!

3 Aug 2009

Take my advice I'm not using it

3 Aug 2009

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy