Phrase........................................................Translation
my wife doesn't understand me........................i don't have a wife
sorry exploring my bi side at the moment........you're an ugly fucker
i know my way around a pussy .........i get my sexual advice from "loaded"
i'm hung like a horse.........................................i cum at a gallop
i'm a sensitive lover..........................................i need a shag
i'm very discerning...........................................i haven't had a shag this month
i'm available some afternoons.......................i have never had a shag
i have a thing for older women.....................no chance with anyone my own age
i have a thing for younger women.................the young are more suggestible
chow, hun, put you in my little black book...dear diary, i finally got me leg over
i'm very considerate........................................i don't fart during oral sex
bubbly and chatty girl.....................i fart in the bath whilst phoning me mates
experienced, mature female.............once had a fumble on the top deck of a tram
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