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sexford
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Straight Female, 122
0 km · Wexford

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since we're having a moan, can i just say how offensive i find the icon for transexual/transvestite people. i expect someone's going to tell me that's it's a morph of the two other icons and so is exactly accurate but it looks like a robot. and why have the letters TV emblazoned on the front as if we need further explanation - or warning. reminds me of nazi passports with a big, red J for Jew. W why not go the whole hog and just use a pink star ? angry of wexford.
for the questions:google well i suppose you could wear your mums stockings again, dora. i'd have to employ an extra tutor for you though, i'd come up a bit short for your requirements...
oi sexford.....whats wrong with some nice rumpy pumpy????....lol....

nothing !
i think sherri's right, you don't want to shoot the messenger, sounds like an accurate observation of an unpleasant truth to me. there's a huge amount of hypocrisy and dishonesty associated with human relationships and especially about sexual relationships. For instance a lot of people - not on here obviously - really believe that their partner should only find them attractive and no-one else which is just absurd... quite agree with you lovebird when you talk about people not being put in the same boat. i think people are attracted to each other for different reasons and even when you think its just a physical thing there are other factors at play, like what was the person doing when you first saw them, what were they saying, what was the situation. For me what I hear is very important; physical attraction will quickly evaporate if what they are saying suggests that they are rude or small-minded or prejudiced. are people here making choices based on pictures alone ? no, they are deciding on the basis of texts and the forums which tell you a lot more about people.
No need Alan, I'm FAS accredited (Firm Arse Spanking). For advanced students I'm also working freelance for the HSE (Hard Spanking Experts).
Sorry Titan, my equipment is currently only suitable for females.
It's all project work, Lovebird - I prefer a hands-on approach...
There once was a brit abroad, Who decided he'd got rather bored. So he went on the net, Some action to get, But found most of his mail was ignored.
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Quote by user=BI-atch
Told my little one my vibe was for mixing paint :giggle:

probably wouldn't do a bad job. if it's a rabbit you could do the emulsion and the gloss at the same time
told one of mine that a condom was a sleeping bag for a mouse...
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Obviously mine was 'what the f**k', any suggestions for a proper one, send them my way.

a few suggestions for you, newbie:
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Just wondered if anyone else has had to go commando because they can't get any feckin washing dry...
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"you cannot Baptise cats" This is an important life lesson and top tip

perhaps not. but you can duck the kittens in the river...
or is yours not showing cos the people's republic of cork has never really been part of the free state ?
i'm mortified - had been expecting the call to be the new laureate. (and where's my signature gone ?)
from wexford a man did hail, who selected a wench to impail. unfortunately for him, her name was really jim, Now his equipment is rather frail. (i live on the border smile)
a randy old bloke from kilkenny, realised he wasn't getting any. so he started to flirt, and took off his shirt, And now he's the envy of many !
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If you could pick any two filmstars, alive or dead ...

dead ? now that's just going too far...
maggie glynenthal (secretary, probably not put off by any 'special requests'), amy smart (rat-race, fantastic arse)
pubic hair may play a role in attracting mates via the odour created by bacteria living within...so, the full hollywood may actually be a sign that says "i'm taken, bugger off" and the guy that requests it is essentially staking his claim. alternatively we may all be just closet paedophiles - after all we call women girls, even baby !
i think most of the appeal for men is the idea of it - doing something really naughty but in a controlled way. most of what men like to do comes down to being naughty...
a bluff methinks - he's hoping some nice girl'll come across for a night's rumpy-pumpy just to prove the point :rascal: