i never had any students like that :upset:
since we're having a moan, can i just say how offensive i find the icon for transexual/transvestite people. i expect someone's going to tell me that's it's a morph of the two other icons and so is exactly accurate but it looks like a robot. and why have the letters TV emblazoned on the front as if we need further explanation - or warning. reminds me of nazi passports with a big, red J for Jew. W why not go the whole hog and just use a pink star ?
angry of wexford.
for the questions:google
well i suppose you could wear your mums stockings again, dora. i'd have to employ an extra tutor for you though, i'd come up a bit short for your requirements...
oi sexford.....whats wrong with some nice rumpy pumpy????....lol....
nothing !
i think sherri's right, you don't want to shoot the messenger, sounds like an accurate observation of an unpleasant truth to me. there's a huge amount of hypocrisy and dishonesty associated with human relationships and especially about sexual relationships. For instance a lot of people - not on here obviously - really believe that their partner should only find them attractive and no-one else which is just absurd...
quite agree with you lovebird when you talk about people not being put in the same boat. i think people are attracted to each other for different reasons and even when you think its just a physical thing there are other factors at play, like what was the person doing when you first saw them, what were they saying, what was the situation. For me what I hear is very important; physical attraction will quickly evaporate if what they are saying suggests that they are rude or small-minded or prejudiced.
are people here making choices based on pictures alone ? no, they are deciding on the basis of texts and the forums which tell you a lot more about people.
No need Alan, I'm FAS accredited (Firm Arse Spanking). For advanced students I'm also working freelance for the HSE (Hard Spanking Experts).
Sorry Titan, my equipment is currently only suitable for females.
It's all project work, Lovebird - I prefer a hands-on approach...
There once was a brit abroad,
Who decided he'd got rather bored.
So he went on the net,
Some action to get,
But found most of his mail was ignored.
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told one of mine that a condom was a sleeping bag for a mouse...
Just wondered if anyone else has had to go commando because they can't get any feckin washing dry...
ah, thanks avalon, that explains it
or is yours not showing cos the people's republic of cork has never really been part of the free state ?
ah, i see. so where are you from ?
i'm mortified - had been expecting the call to be the new laureate.
(and where's my signature gone ?)
a randy old bloke from kilkenny,
realised he wasn't getting any.
so he started to flirt,
and took off his shirt,
And now he's the envy of many !
pubic hair may play a role in attracting mates via the odour created by bacteria living within...so, the full hollywood may actually be a sign that says "i'm taken, bugger off" and the guy that requests it is essentially staking his claim.
alternatively we may all be just closet paedophiles - after all we call women girls, even baby !
i think most of the appeal for men is the idea of it - doing something really naughty but in a controlled way. most of what men like to do comes down to being naughty...
a bluff methinks - he's hoping some nice girl'll come across for a night's rumpy-pumpy just to prove the point :rascal: