Gary XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Birthday bumps for you I hope
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Over 90 days ago
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Ted, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Ted says, "I feel like a newborn baby."
"Really? Like a newborn baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Ted, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Ted says, "I feel like a newborn baby."
"Really? Like a newborn baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
I can testify that sexbomb can in fact do it! Such a bunch of doubting Thomas' we are.......... Being the fantastic craic that he is Sexbomb did it one night when we dared him to during chat. He did in fact do it, but unfortunately he has been noticably absent from the site since. I think he has a new hobby
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Hmm, interesting, is an attractive characteristic of a potential date the fact that he packed in his job cos he couldnt be arsed?
I doubt it but would love to hear what people think!
Strange what you pick up from a post, one person picks up on 'packed in' whereas I first noted that he had been in the same job for over 20 years....... is this one of those glass half full/half empty scenarios?
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HERE MINE WAS BOOKING OUT OF THE HOTEL THIS MORNING HIT THE CASE OF THE RECEPTION DESK AND MY VIBRATOR WENT OFON LOUD SPEED COULDNT FIND IT, :-o THE RECEPTIONIST ASKED ME WAS ALL OK I WAS SO RED HAD TO NIP INTO THE LOO TO FIND IT AND TAKE BATTERY OUT SO THERE WAS A LESSON TO LEARN , IN THIS I COULDNT WAIT TO GET OUT THE DOOR THE SMIRK ON THE RECEPTIONIST FACE TOLD IT ALL ,AND TO TOP IT OF TODAY MY SON FOUND A SMALLS BELONG TO ME UP HIS SLEEVE IN SCHOOL TODAY LOL:-o:-o
When that happens me I just say it's the electric toothbrush.........Sat all through lunch one day listening to the bloody thing vibrate in my bag.
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Givin' all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times, and he'll have good times
Doin' things that you don't understand
But if you love him, then you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him, oh, be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And somethin' warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep givin' all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep givin' all the love you can
Stand by your man
Givin' all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times, and he'll have good times
Doin' things that you don't understand
But if you love him, then you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him, oh, be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And somethin' warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep givin' all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep givin' all the love you can
Stand by your man
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HATE HATE HATE the feeling that a guy is using me as bait to get in with a couple who won't give him the time of day!!!
In the words of the immortal Amber......... I ain't no appetiser! Don't let it annoy ya, just giggle to yourself that you could have the couple all to yourself if you wanted and elbow him out
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Firstly sorry to see this has irritated you Dragon. I genuinely feel that several factors have marred this for you, the weather, time of year and geography. Kerry is just not as convenient to most of us as say Dublin is.
Now I understand it is instinctual to warn others of some profiles you might feel are less than genuine to the lifestyle, but I'm afraid we cannot condone naming and shaming or unsubstantiated claims against other users. Perhaps a pro-active approach may serve better in making the posters here feel that they have taken steps to enhance the site and their usage of it. Maybe come up with ideas that you feel might help in avoiding the time-wasters, thinking on the hoof here..... why not set up a group. You might name it something like 'ESTABLISHED SWINGERS'. Now this is in no way intended to ostracise the non established members here. It would simply be a database/pool available to you wherein you could invite established members to join, or who could apply to join the group. On the group news feed you could highlight any event you might have coming up etc. Now I know that this is on the same vein as the letsmeetup/parties forum but it should prove as a filtration system as you will know that those group members are genuine. Should you find a poor response therein you could then move on to advertising on the mainstream forums. As I said, was just a thought but maybe it might spark some better idea in the mind of a reader...........
(I repeat to be 100% clear. I do not advocate ostracising any demographic of the site, I do not wish to see any elitism or secret societies, simply an attempt by genuine lifestyle members to enhance the site)
Now I understand it is instinctual to warn others of some profiles you might feel are less than genuine to the lifestyle, but I'm afraid we cannot condone naming and shaming or unsubstantiated claims against other users. Perhaps a pro-active approach may serve better in making the posters here feel that they have taken steps to enhance the site and their usage of it. Maybe come up with ideas that you feel might help in avoiding the time-wasters, thinking on the hoof here..... why not set up a group. You might name it something like 'ESTABLISHED SWINGERS'. Now this is in no way intended to ostracise the non established members here. It would simply be a database/pool available to you wherein you could invite established members to join, or who could apply to join the group. On the group news feed you could highlight any event you might have coming up etc. Now I know that this is on the same vein as the letsmeetup/parties forum but it should prove as a filtration system as you will know that those group members are genuine. Should you find a poor response therein you could then move on to advertising on the mainstream forums. As I said, was just a thought but maybe it might spark some better idea in the mind of a reader...........
(I repeat to be 100% clear. I do not advocate ostracising any demographic of the site, I do not wish to see any elitism or secret societies, simply an attempt by genuine lifestyle members to enhance the site)
love2, each user has the option of opening a room with 'directing allowed' in the title. There is no harm in this as long as the person goes into this with their eyes open, that they are prepared for the barrage of instructions and are also prepared to take ownership of the room; controlling the behaviour and responsibility for ensuring the site rules are followed. Before there is a rush to open rooms I would stress that the person opening the room is responsible for it, if it is found that these rooms have been detrimental to the site, the person opening the room who will also be held responsible. It can be a burden if you only wanted to do a cam show yourself.
No need to change your perspective love2. I personally don't mind the whispers, but as a mod I have to ensure that each member is allowed to enjoy the site in peace. Again I agree there is a definite attraction in the meet, fook n fook off scenario, but having responsibilities and people who depend on me coming home safe and sound have put paid to any chance on acting on it. I reckon with your attitude you will prove highly popular and if at any point you need any help or just to sound out ideas, be sure and come to us. Be sure and say hi in chat! If you plan on acting on that fantasy, maybe come speak to one of us regular females on here and see if we might be able to recommend someone to you, funny thing about this place - we're a sharing bunch.
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Hi, hope its okay but there are a few points, as a complete novice to chatrooms...and to swinging...that come to mind after reading these posts.
When i venture into the chatrooms i find its not what the whisperers say that puts me off, its just that it is distracting and makes following the main chat more difficult.
I also understand why some people would find some of those comments/requests offensive but I guess we are all looking for something different from our real lives so it follows that there is going to be a proportion of members who ARE looking for that 'quick fix' as someone said earlier. Live and let live. If it's not what I want, i can and will just say no thanks.
I know much of it is blatant trawling by these whisperers on the off chance of getting lucky, with no thought for who i am or what i want, but i dont feel offended. For me anyway, i have to admit that bad offers are better than no offers at all.
Also, the 'no strings attached' philosophy i see mentioned on site alot is something i'm having difficulty fathoming and it does add to my confusion. I understand why swinging would have to be NSA but it feels at odds with the whole preamble of building friendships before taking the next step into something physical, something that i hear alot of the members saying they want from prospective chatters. That doesn't sound very NSA to me. The one thing i dont want to do is inadvertantly offend people on this site but, as a new venturer, i don't know or understand what many of the rules are yet and its kinda hard to know how best to engage.
There's no point to my points, i just wanted to share them!
Hi loveto, hope you are enjoying the site so far. I guess N.S.A. might also be termed as 'uncomplicated', both parties have a desire and would hope to mutually fulfil it. Building a rapport first would usually enhance this experience, as there would be a level of security and comfort that goes with this, plus the build up can be phenomenal. As a single female I notice that it's not often mentioned, but when starting out I would spend WEEEEEEEKS chatting to a guy before arranging a meet,simply because I was a solo female leaving myself in a secluded and private situation. There is a whole security aspect associated with this and at the end of the day you need to ensure you are safe. There have been times that I would have chatted to a guy on here, gotten a great first impression, then 2 weeks down the line something would just have 'put me off' shall we say. Now this was not me being a timewaster, the initial conversations were to determine the potential for a meet, when that was no longer there I moved on. Plus some of us enjoy the site not just because it's a means to a sexual encounter, but because of the greater discretion it allows us to achieve a satisfactory one. A wham bam thank you mam experience can be found in any nightclub at any time, ya don't need to join a site for it.
