''Blonde hair, blue eyes and curves - but I am no cliché''

If you'd like to know more, chat in the chat rooms I’m not into e-mail tennis so this is not the best method to establish contact. I do understand that chat rooms aren’t for everyone and I will make an initial allowance for this but not for long..... The profile says bicurious; but hetroflexible is a better description. I don’t meet couples on my own, please understand this. On the occasion that I do meet couples I will want to bring a male friend. I don't like chatting to someone for 5 minutes then being asked what am I into; do I do *** or *** or ***. Diving straight into this chat is a sure fire way of making me tune out. I don’t do off-the-cuff spur of the moment meets, if this is what you’re hoping for then I’m not for you.

What I do like: conversation, chemistry and craic. If you can have a laugh, a bit of banter and have some no drama adult fun then maybe it might just work! I know what attracts me and chemistry is an absolute requirement. If you do decide you might like to meet and I say no thank you, please accept this with good grace and remember there are plenty more fish in the sea. Without chemistry there will be no biology.

If you go into the chat room and present yourself in a rude or obnoxious way, please do not bother speaking to me, first impressions last and I will think you’re a knob. I will require face photos before we get to the stage of considering a meet, as I said chemistry is vital and physical attraction is part of this. But on the other hand a good body or a pretty face aren’t enough, your personality has to compliment this. Time is precious people – dedicate it to building up the anticipation of a meet, don’t waste mine as I won’t give you any more. We all have insecurities, apprehensions and last minute nerves; I’ll respect you more for admitting this to me than any grand apologies you can make after the fact. Also, fem to fem meets hold no interest for me, thank you for any interest you may show but it's fairer to state it from the outset that I will always want a man there. I actually don’t care if you’ve read all my profile or not I know it’s quite long…..butttttttttt if you do want to show that I don’t need to repeat all this to you again in an email or on chat – put your star sign in your first point of contact to me. Happy swinging!

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time: Carpe Diem!

All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.

When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better.

Women are like mobile phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected.

I don't worry about pointing fingers in the past...I operate under the assumption that every saint has a past and every sinner has a future...

'Sucker love is heaven sent.

You pucker up, our passion's spent.

My hearts a tart, your body's rent.

My body's broken, yours is bent.

Sucker love is known to swing.

Prone to cling and waste these things.

Pucker up for heavens sake.

There's never been so much at stake.' (Placebo -Every You Every Me)

**NO MARRIED MEN PLEASE**

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