Strange excuses for no shows..

25 Nov 2009

What is the strangest excuse you have ever heard form someone cancelling a meet?, or what is the strangest you have ever used to cut out?.. Now come on fess up we have all done it at some stage.. Once I was trying to change just the day of a meet, and I said in jest to the guy, that I had just painted my nails and they stuck to my stockings, he hung up and I never heard from him again:-o

25 Nov 2009

You mean the dog ate the bÃ¤bysitter is a fake excuse :bounce:

26 Nov 2009

I was once told by a no show she had no map and couldnt find her way to Tullamore....she lived in Athy....1000 of miles away :O

26 Nov 2009

We where told they met friends on the way up and went to a party. I used the excuse of i have my period, to which he replyed " thats no problem":sticky:

26 Nov 2009

On 3 differant occasion, by 3 differant males and for 3 differant meets I was told they had to cancel the meet because their mother had a bit of a bang in the car, blink

hmmmmm are the mothers of ireland just accident prone??

26 Nov 2009

Quote by user=slightlysexy
On 3 differant occasion, by 3 differant males and for 3 differant meets I was told they had to cancel the meet because their mother had a bit of a bang in the car, hmmmmm are the mothers of ireland just accident prone??

hun, their mums could have been having a bang in their car, but errmmmm not sure mums in ireland would be happy knowing their sons were aware they were in to dogging and getting banged in the back of a car sad

26 Nov 2009

lmao Baileys...my mate on another site, we all know lol, got told her dates goldfish was ill.................

26 Nov 2009

he had a coldsore blink

(then went on cam that night with no coldsore) 'oh I forgot I'm away working ' he is still floating about in chat using the same excuse :dry: 'I've football practice' rolleyes

I'm gonna stop there as I could write an A4 page on the excuses given, but those I did meet up with made up for those losers ;)

26 Nov 2009

Quote by user=Baileys
hun, their mums could have been having a bang in their car, but errmmmm not sure mums in ireland would be happy knowing their sons were aware they were in to dogging and getting banged in the back of a car

Omg :lol2: that just doesn't bear thinking about!!

26 Nov 2009

Where do i start 1 His nanny's cat died:huh: 2 He couldnt make a 9pm meet cause he had a footie match at 4pm the following day ( ud think he played in the prem :giggle: ) 3 He was there and didnt see me ( i was 20 mins early and stayed a further hour in a coffee shop !!! ) loon

4 He didnt think id turn up so he didnt bother :kick: The list just goes on and on innocent

26 Nov 2009

Guy didn't turn up one night, told me his PC crashed, do guys normaly drive to meets in PC'S???? Then there was the guy I was chatting to one night, went off line claimed his Laptop crashed, well he did have a PC in his bedroom:uhoh::uhoh:

26 Nov 2009

I hate when that happens, worse still though is when you're waiting to hear from someone only for them to never get in touch sad

a text or a phone call doesn't catch much and an e-mail even less if that's how ppl want to communicate lol

26 Nov 2009

He wanted to watch the X-Factor:fury:

26 Nov 2009

Pmsl.... least it wasnt mass with his mother ... Or confession ...lol...

2 Dec 2009

Blame the recession rolleyes

:lol2::lol2:

2 Dec 2009

I think the lack of a text or call to say they can't make it kinda sums them up really.

2 Dec 2009

Very true Titan, we can all laugh at the excuses, and perhaps even arrange for again, but I would never ever chat with anyone again who did not have the manners to send a simple text to cancel.. It smacks of bad manners and a huge sexual ......

8 Dec 2009

The best one we have had so far.....arranged a meet, gave directions and all, got a txt as he was near our place to confirm, teddy went outside to see if there was any sign of the meet, next thing a jeep turns down our road with meet in it, stops and teddy says hello. Meet pretended he was from ESB looking for the Jones house when teddy said he didnt know them but did meet know the number he said no and drove off quickly. Got a text a few minutes later from meet saying he was pulled by the cops on the way to us for tax that was up six months and car was taken off him, to be polite lol we offered to give meet a lift home if he wanted, funny he got a cab so quick and was able to text while the coppers where with him....Then he had the cheek to ask us to go back online...not a chance in hell. Stupid little :wank::fuckinghell::fuckinghell: {Teddy very upset as he had had a shower and it wasnt even his birthday:haha::haha::haha:}

8 Dec 2009

I don't know what uppset you miss Raven but I can understand why mr Teddy got uppset. I would be wrecked :lol2:

8 Dec 2009

Quote by user=ravenfire
{Teddy very upset as he had had a shower and it wasnt even his birthday...

Whatever about the rest of you this is just unacceptable rolleyes

Teddy you need to wash everyday, you never know when you might have to take your pants off :haha:

8 Dec 2009

For me, the biggest Pis* off was having spent weeks chatting too someone from here (who to this day has never apologised, despite being in the main chatrooms ) Never showed, up to 20 minutes prior, the texts where flying over and back..... I gave that person the benefit of the doubt and remained at the designated meeting point for over half an hour after!
Why bother arrange a meet, if you have no intention of meeting? baffles me.
Happy xx
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8 Dec 2009

We think you need to try and sort out the messer's who maybe want to have fun but they forgot to tell their OH, We are meeting a couple this week and lets see if they are genuine.

8 Dec 2009

Quote by user=cfnie
{Teddy very upset as he had had a shower and it wasnt even his birthday...

Whatever about the rest of you this is just unacceptable rolleyes

Teddy you need to wash everyday, you never know when you might have to take your pants off :haha:
:laughabove: I agree with you 100%, what a durty teddy i live with rotflmao

8 Dec 2009

This happened on another site... Chatted for weeks to a couple, supposed to meet with a guy I knew.. He started telling me stories that she was telling him about hubby, he was advising me we shouldn't meet them for my sake..lol.. Found out he was actualy arranging to meet up with the Mrs from the couple rolleyes

Dick-head:grin:

8 Dec 2009

Raven,
For teddy:

I jest, xxxxxxxxx
Happy

8 Dec 2009

Happy wanna help me scrub the durty teddy??? Bring a big scrubbing brush and i will give you both the scrubbing of your lives and a good hosing down lol

9 Dec 2009

Raven, Teddy & Happy ...but who will wash the bath....

9 Dec 2009

We will get you to do it, but you have to wear a maids uniform with frilly knickers lol

10 Dec 2009

Quote by user=ravenfire
We will get you to do it, but you have to wear a maids uniform with frilly knickers lol

if you supply the uniform I will wear it, but no knickers... Wheres the fun in that :lol2: :bounce:

10 Dec 2009

In my case as opposed to the lovely Mrs M, the usual excuse is saw you, fainted and had to be taken to hospital. The diagnosis is that several years of therapy and avoiding repeat exposure should be a sufficent cure. (luckily I am not sensitive)sob sob