a feather duster..you want me to use a feather duster...how kinky is that
Alan I fear that in our absence ravenfire has corrupted you and turned you into some kind of sexual plaything (damn missed that one again). Oh well hey ho Its Christmas and I,ve booby trapped the chimney for the fat man. Hes not going to shag mrs m this year the dirty philanderer.
Ok excuses for no shows. She got her monthly visitor this morning. you are welcome to come and check if you want (er thanks but no thanks) havent contacted them since (wonder why).
Why does the phrase "hide the sausage" echo thru my mind when yu say games Alan. (perhaps because of the empty space available between your ears says Mrsm ( she loves me really ..........not)
My Equus ferus was in a bad mood:grin:
Angry weasel if u dont mind my little free range stocking filler ummmmmm
If I hide it will you be less scared
Ha some very funny/ridiculous excuses, I can understand how frustrating it can be but as a newbie who has yet to meet from this site, I mean ive met people i dont know before but when your meeting someone for the first time and you know its more or less for sex that your meeting, It can be nerve wrecking, wondering if your going to be good enough, if she will like you, if your gonna perform well etc So i can kinda see why alot of ppl chicken out at the last minute!! They want to meet you, Nerves just get the better of them!! Its a little unfair to say "it says alot about the type of ppl they are"
everyone gets nerves ... including the people to be met ... but be honest & up-front admit to nerves...dont be a no-show or not answer your phone or texts... no one is expecting to be meeting a sex-god, porn star or stud ... no unless you so over sold yourself that you fear you can not live up to your own publicity ... tell people you are a little nervous, don't drink to much for dutch courage & sit , chat listen...enjoy the meet & wait and see what happens.
ah i had some bad ones, and the worst thing is u can always tell an fake excuse from a real event..
but this weirdo i met off another site (one of my silly days) arranged for us to go for a drink, he begged and begged actually. wen we got there there were 4 people sitting at a table and he sat beside them, he'd actually arranged to meet them, he was like oh its a coincidence..!! haha i left hastily needless to say...(even though one of the couples were hot!!!)
Donna i would have kicked him in the nuts for that, cheeky bugger lol
Do people find the woman has her monthlies is an excuse used quite often???
As a woman i find it pretty unbelievable as surely women know when they are due and therefore not to get a bad name on sites, don't arrange any meets for that time??
Just seems like common sense to me.
you mean there is a schedule like a bus time-table ... I really will have to read upon female anatomy...:small-print:
surely a woman would never use such an obvious excuse...:crazy::doh:
:angel:hi Alan I am equus ferus and rumours of my death have been exaggerated.
Is it any wonder i am in a bad mood when ye all think I am extinct.
:crazy:
Mulder do you want to prove your alive and kicking????
If so when are you free for a real good time lol
wed two weeks ago i was ment to meet a cpl but they cancelled at the very last min sayin she got her monthlys on the way. I said no prob some other time perhaps. Last nite was the rearranged date. And guess what happened? Yeah she got her yokes on the way. I rang and said two diff periods in a month is very unusual and was cut off. And didnt get a reply from the txt's either. Just confirm to me what i already know that its not humanly possible.
One pissed off trevor.
then if she was having medical problems then fine but the way she cut me off when i quizzed her bout it. Then turn off the phone and not reply to any txt's? Ignorance nothing more nothing less. I hope she reads this too :-)
Trevor it is very much possible for a woman to ahve two or more periods in a month, as Amber says due to medical reasons..
But I agree you could have been told much sooner the second time, just put it down to experience now and leave it at that.
Everyone on sites gets no-shows at some stage, annoying but it does happen...
Well a few people have fallen out with me over the years when I couldnt make because the car broke down....of course they did'nt believe me because I am a mechanic.
:upset: Doctors do get sick too.
I'd never forgive you Virgo...:upset: I would be very hurt...
because you dont need no knickers:giggle::giggle:
Ok i will agree it is possible to bleed more than once a month but the phone been put down and the refusal to answer the texts proves to me anyhow that they where piss takers and as a woman i find it disgusting that some women will fake a period to get out of a meet. I think most women in this day and age know when they are due so don't arrange a meet around that time. Sorry that happened to you twice Trevor.
:uhoh::roll::uhoh::roll::uhoh::roll::uhoh::roll::uhoh::roll::uhoh::roll::uhoh::roll::uhoh::roll:
:crazy::giveup::(:crazy::giveup::(:crazy::giveup::(:crazy:
