Hi, if you're not interested in single guys look away now. I repeat, IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SINGLE GUYS LOOK AWAY NOW! ;)

Oh? You're still looking are you?

I am a single guy. I had a ridiculous profile description until now... Now it's just bland and nondescript. Could hardly call it a description really... But it's better than what was here and as it is it's just a placeholder while I compose something revealing... Hmm...