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Addie I'm going mad you're leaving, I'll miss you loads girl,
Take care and all the best,
Barry x
I think the whisper function is a necessary part of chat for private info etc. However I think the unwanted whispers should be dealt with. Maybe if the mods could take the whisper function away from somebody for a week or so as a deterrant to unwanted whisperes then they would realise how important it is and stop wrecking peoples heads.
let's get down to brass tax here: how much for the ape?
Dr Gonzo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
I'd eat the scabs off a knackers back/ I'd eat a scabby baby raw.- I'm hungry
He has a face like a bulldog licking the piss off a nettle. - self explanatory
FEEK
Definition: A good looking girl or sexual intercourse.
Use: She's a feek
She is goodlooking.
I feeked yer one.
I had sexual intercourse with that girl.
FEEN
Definition: A male
BEOURE
Definition: A female.
British singer-songwriter John Martyn, whose soulful songs were covered by the likes of Eric Clapton, died Thursday 29th Jan. He was 60.
Martyn's official Web site said the musician, who lived in Ireland, died Thursday morning. It did not give a cause of death.
A skilled guitarist and earthy vocalist influenced by folk, blues and jazz, Martyn performed with � and was admired by � musicians including Clapton, Pink Floyd's David Gilmour and Phil Collins.
Collins said Thursday that Martyn had been "a great friend."
"He was uncompromising, which made him infuriating to some people, but he was unique and we'll never see the likes of him again," Collins said.
Martyn was born Iain David McGeachy near London in 1948, but grew up in Glasgow, Scotland.
He took up the guitar in his teens, moved to London and released a series of enduring albums, including "The Road to Ruin" and "Solid Air," regarded by some critics as one of the best British albums of the 1970s.
Martyn never became a household name, but his songs were praised by critics and highly regarded by other musicians. One of the best known, "May You Never," was recorded by Clapton and a host of other artists.
Martyn had a reputation as a hell-raiser, and acknowledged that alcohol and drugs had sometimes led him into trouble.
"I've been mugged in New York and luckily I fought my way out of it," he told the Daily Mirror newspaper last year. "I've been shot a couple of times as well, but I just lay down and pretended to be dead.
"I guess I'm hard to kill."
Martyn had suffered health problems in recent years, and in 2003 had a leg amputated below the knee because of a burst cyst. He continued to perform, appearing at last year's Celtic Connections festival in Glasgow.
Last month, Martyn was named an OBE � Officer of the Order of the British Empire � by Queen Elizabeth II for his contribution to music.
There was no immediate word on survivors or funeral plans.
Lady in red - chris de burgh
From CorkHotCouple
I WILL YEAH!
Definition: I wont/No
BAA, ALL A
Definition: Exclamation by player about to make off with stake money in game of cards or 'Feck'. The phrase "All a baa" is said at the precise moment the money is grabbed. It is usually preceded (thus giving warning of the attempt) by a further phrase "Sheep on the mountain". Accordingly, the full phrase would be "Sheep on the mountain all a baa!" It was considered an unorthodox but not illegal way of recovering losses.
CLAIM
Definition: To challenge
Use: I claimed him.
I challenged him to fight
DOWTCHA BOY!
Definition: An expression of praise or acclaim, as at a game when a player distinguishes himself.
Derivation: Probably a contraction of comment, 'I don't doubt you, boy.'
FLAH
Definition: Sexual intercourse, to have sexual intercourse
Use: I had a great flah last night.
I enjoyed intercourse last night
FLAH-BAG
Definition: A woman of loose virtue
Use: She's an old flah-bag.
She is promiscuous
FLAHED-OUT
Definition: Tired, exhausted.
GOM
Definition: Foolish person.
GOWL (1)
Definition: The female pudenda
GOWL (2)
Definition: A fool, an unpleasant individual.
Use: Don't be doing the gowl.
Don't be acting the fool
JAG
Definition: An appointment with a member of the opposite sex.
LAMP
Definition: To watch, to look at, to see.
Use: He's always lamping the women.
He's always watching the women
LANGER (1)
Definition: A disagreeable person
LANGER (2)
Definition: A penis.
LANGERS
Definition: Drunk. Also used for emphasis, e.g. langers drunk - very drunk.
LASH (1)
Definition: A blow.
Use: I gave him a lash in the 'kisser'.
I struck him in the face.
LASH (2)
Definition: A very attractive girl.
Use: She's a lash/lasher.
She is very attractive
MASSIVE
Definition: Very attractive.
Use: Mary, your dress is (only) massive.
Mary, your dress is lovely.
PANA, DOING
Definition: Walking up and down St. Patrick Street. A kind of Cork 'Paseo'.
QUEER-HAWK
Definition: Strange individual.
RUBBER DOLLIES
Definition: Canvas shoes, plimsolls
RUCTIONS
Definition: Uproar.
Use: He caused ructions in the pub.
He caused trouble - noise in the bar
SCAULD
Definition: Tea.
SCONCE
Definition: Look.
Use: Give me a sconce at that.
Give me a look at that.
SEPTIC
Definition: To be affected, vain
Use: That one (usually female) is septic.
That girl is extremely affected
SHAM
Definition: A person, a fellow
Use: Who's that sham?
Who's that person?
SPONDULICKS
Definition: Money
TAP
Definition: To beg, to 'touch'
Use: He tapped me for a 'sprazi'.
He begged a sixpence from me.
Somewhere over the rainbow - judy garland
Chuck Norris once stared at a piece of paper so hard it shat itself. The result was the sunday world.
Les chanson des vieux amants - jacques brel
Fuck you like an animal - nine inch nails
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-----a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16 ---------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself