My terrible secret

16 Jan 2009

Hi every one, shame yourselves here biggrin

Mine: It started with listening to billie jean but now i think I'm becoming a hardcore Michael Jackson fan (just looked for and found 'moonwalker' the movie in ten parts on a certain video sharing website, and watched it) :karaoke: shamone

16 Jan 2009

Oh what the heck.. I am very shy, when I was younger I was crippled with the bloody affliction, seriously!! Walking into a room full of strangers, meeting new people had me in turmoil,then I was invited to give a talk in front of 20 people, to this day I have no idea how I managed to get through, but I did, I read a few self help books and used some self improvement tecniques.. Now I have it under control, but sometimes it rears it's head, and no before anyone asks I am not taking the piss...

16 Jan 2009

I spread bovril on toast...some mock me and can't understand it. No Idea why.

16 Jan 2009

Addie are you ok? biggrin

Make you are weird but it's got nothing to do with toast bud. rotflmao

16 Jan 2009

ok ok i must come clean..:moon: i like cheese,mayo,and jam,all on the same sambo,, its just 1of them things,,glta get my fix,,,mmmmmmmmmm :doh::doh:

16 Jan 2009

Quote by user=warsp
Addie are you ok?
Make you are weird but it's got nothing to do with toast bud.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! I am breathing deeply into a brown paper bag!!! smoking!!!!

16 Jan 2009

Thanks warsp, Jaysus nibbs thats just wrong....yuk. Here Adies come here to me pet and I rub it for ya.:sticky:

16 Jan 2009

Will you smother me in Bovril???? boink

:boink:

16 Jan 2009

:love: im a chocoholic :love::lick::lick::inlove::crazy::smitten::smitten::love::love::love::lick::lick::lick:

16 Jan 2009

We have six cats.:P

16 Jan 2009

:P we like britney spears :karaoke::smoke:

17 Jan 2009

i killed my best friends dog...by accident... there i admitted it..i feel awfull sad

:( :giggle:

17 Jan 2009

Aw, horny, that's awful. I can imagine how you feel.

17 Jan 2009

Do you posts actually show up in here at all???

17 Jan 2009

My secret must be too terrible so.
I love Bovril on Toast, especially when I use salad cream instead of butter, then add a softly fried egg and thinly sliced cucumber between the two Bovril Toast slices - Sheer Perfection!!

17 Jan 2009

Quote by user=marieandu4121
My secret must be too terrible so.
I love Bovril on Toast, especially when I use salad cream instead of butter, then add a softly fried egg and thinly sliced cucumber between the two Bovril Toast slices - Sheer Perfection!!

ok,,,this post has just become wrong salad cream n bovril on toast with an egg,,,,there should be a law banning that sambo,,,:sticky: wave

17 Jan 2009

:high-smile::high-smile:i,m chuck norris's love child.......:censored::censored:

18 Jan 2009

i kissed a girl and i liked it, taste of her cherry chapsticks and oh her tattoos etc etc yay

19 Jan 2009

Dora, why go to the butcher's when you can see so many sausages elsewhere... without even having to leave the comfort of your own home innocent

20 Jan 2009

I've never even tasted Bovril, 'the shame' what am I doing wrong, all I know is it comes in a small glass bottle couldn't even tell u what it is. I also like Micheal Jackson :-( On sunny days I get smelly feet :-( One time after drinking Guinness I actually shit myself. I can't go down on women if there's a twang of the bacon? I locked my cat out for a whole night in the rain once, because she kept waking me up, still guilty over that. I left my curtains open so my neighbour could watch me get changed, hehe she watched so I guess she liked it. That's enough for now but theres more :-(

20 Jan 2009

oh dear manti, take yourself straight to the naughty step :grin:

20 Jan 2009

:Pbang! as from 6pm this eveing the nieghbourhood tomcat will be bothering our pheasants no more evil

11 Feb 2009

cupla you go girl and have you jam and cheese,,,,, i love chocolate and crisps in the same sandwich yummyumm!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 Feb 2009

I let the postman park his car in my drive, so I can perv him..

12 Feb 2009

I got on a bus once thought I saw my Gran sat beside her gave her a kiss but the white knuckles gripping her clutched handbag and look of absolute terror suggested it wasn't my grandmother.....However not to loose face i stayed put and adopted her as my gran for the 20 min journey and by the time i got off the bus she had stopped trembling .... it was then I knew it was the aftereffects of the initial kiss lol

12 Feb 2009

Quote by user=ding
I got on a bus once thought I saw my Gran sat beside her gave her a kiss but the white knuckles gripping her clutched handbag and look of absolute terror suggested it wasn't my grandmother.....However not to loose face i stayed put and adopted her as my gran for the 20 min journey and by the time i got off the bus she had stopped trembling .... it was then I knew it was the aftereffects of the initial kiss lol

Oh Ding..

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

13 Feb 2009

I wanna shag oprah

13 Feb 2009

i'm an evil genius. i would also do Oprah.