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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
Ireland
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Old Indian Proverb
This has just been brought to my attention from a Yoga Guru in Kildare
"Swinging is key to a healthy body and mind, but because getting to the gym can difficult and time consuming, not to mention it just isn’t for some people, we don’t do as much swinging as we should. Now Ding home makes the Ding travel to you. Make swinging fit around you, your family and your life"
This has just been brought to my attention from a Yoga Guru in Kildare
"Swinging is key to a healthy body and mind, but because getting to the gym can difficult and time consuming, not to mention it just isn’t for some people, we don’t do as much swinging as we should. Now Ding home makes the Ding travel to you. Make swinging fit around you, your family and your life"
Dearest Eden
Again a bright light in these dark times.....
I'm not really one for inuendo but I do like to slip one in every now and then but I must comment on the undercurrent to your response let me explain
" ...less is more ..." Fully Fully agree with you here take Ryanair as that very same example...My approach here is to have the instructors tasetfully presented so the mind is stimulated as much as (love) muscles..... My own personal approach would be per client basis
"...insert your flash drive into her usb port ...." Again sound advice but i might tone it down to portable storage device the use of the word flash in a business context may be mistaken by the late late show audience types among us ....
".....leak some video footage ...." As a safe sex kinda guy any form of uncontroled leakage would be against the Ding Gym ISO 9001 quality procedures but in controlled circumstances under controlled conditions this may very well prove to be a very good attraction for the more discerning Gym Swingers......
As for the title I dont want the Gym to be linked to all be it classics like Debbie Does Dallas so was thinking of a theme like a "A gym in your Office" .... " Exercise outdoors with Ding" ...."Enjoy a Ding Gym Session with friends over the festive season" etc
"....Full Penetration..." is the ultimate delivery but I do want to emphasise we also cater for the teasing and physical side of non penetrative stimulation and relaxation (post rigours workout)...
I dont want to get personal here but the undertone to your response leads me to suggest a workout of a Gym of sorts for you might be benifical ...In this instance I feel with the assistance you have offered to date that an honoray membership to the Ding gym is on its way to the Northside for your use as and when u need it...
Ding in Dundrum
Again a bright light in these dark times.....
I'm not really one for inuendo but I do like to slip one in every now and then but I must comment on the undercurrent to your response let me explain
" ...less is more ..." Fully Fully agree with you here take Ryanair as that very same example...My approach here is to have the instructors tasetfully presented so the mind is stimulated as much as (love) muscles..... My own personal approach would be per client basis
"...insert your flash drive into her usb port ...." Again sound advice but i might tone it down to portable storage device the use of the word flash in a business context may be mistaken by the late late show audience types among us ....
".....leak some video footage ...." As a safe sex kinda guy any form of uncontroled leakage would be against the Ding Gym ISO 9001 quality procedures but in controlled circumstances under controlled conditions this may very well prove to be a very good attraction for the more discerning Gym Swingers......
As for the title I dont want the Gym to be linked to all be it classics like Debbie Does Dallas so was thinking of a theme like a "A gym in your Office" .... " Exercise outdoors with Ding" ...."Enjoy a Ding Gym Session with friends over the festive season" etc
"....Full Penetration..." is the ultimate delivery but I do want to emphasise we also cater for the teasing and physical side of non penetrative stimulation and relaxation (post rigours workout)...
I dont want to get personal here but the undertone to your response leads me to suggest a workout of a Gym of sorts for you might be benifical ...In this instance I feel with the assistance you have offered to date that an honoray membership to the Ding gym is on its way to the Northside for your use as and when u need it...
Ding in Dundrum
Business During A Recession
Dearest Eden
Since the establishment of the Agony Aunt Forum I have found your guidance and knowledge an Inspiration and Guiding Light in my swinging Life
. I have however encountered a problem I could use your guidance with .....:therethere:
Like us all (swingers and civilians) our Countries economic woes have affected me greatly but being an optimist and generally positive person I have decided to open a business during these unstable times.....I'm aware of the risks but feel the risk v reward could be heavily in my favour if it cums off....
I have had the idea for a while now but lacked the confidence to "go-for-it" but no longer :boink:.......Ideally I would have loved a grand opening, flamboyant marketing, radio Ads, magazine articles maybe even TV campaign but have decided a low level opening is the best policy just now
In affect I'm trying to offer a healthy lifestyle mixing rigorous exercise with intense sensual stimulation, all of which is via tailored regimes with particular personal attention to detail and planning,the offer is based around mutual time frames and locations in effect the "Ding Gym" is open for business...:doggy:
The quite launch I spoke of earlier has lead me to realize that the market is ripe I have gambled and already lined up two stunning Ding Gym Instructors
.....So now the assistance bit ..... As the Gym is Mobile the instructors extremely fit & Courteous I'd love any ideas you had on the swingers market ..... Your independent view is very much appreciated
Regards
Ding (CEO Founder and Owner of the Ding Gym)
Dearest Eden
Since the establishment of the Agony Aunt Forum I have found your guidance and knowledge an Inspiration and Guiding Light in my swinging Life
. I have however encountered a problem I could use your guidance with .....:therethere:Like us all (swingers and civilians) our Countries economic woes have affected me greatly but being an optimist and generally positive person I have decided to open a business during these unstable times.....I'm aware of the risks but feel the risk v reward could be heavily in my favour if it cums off....
I have had the idea for a while now but lacked the confidence to "go-for-it" but no longer :boink:.......Ideally I would have loved a grand opening, flamboyant marketing, radio Ads, magazine articles maybe even TV campaign but have decided a low level opening is the best policy just now
In affect I'm trying to offer a healthy lifestyle mixing rigorous exercise with intense sensual stimulation, all of which is via tailored regimes with particular personal attention to detail and planning,the offer is based around mutual time frames and locations in effect the "Ding Gym" is open for business...:doggy:
The quite launch I spoke of earlier has lead me to realize that the market is ripe I have gambled and already lined up two stunning Ding Gym Instructors
.....So now the assistance bit ..... As the Gym is Mobile the instructors extremely fit & Courteous I'd love any ideas you had on the swingers market ..... Your independent view is very much appreciatedRegards
Ding (CEO Founder and Owner of the Ding Gym)
jasus this could take a while some real needy and greedy folk in here but here goes
Biggles ...... New Shoulders and cock to match his knees
Amberx ...... Front row tickets for Bi man fuckaton
Midnightchat .... Training to accept the word diddies
Sparks28 ....... Sponsorship for life from Duracell and instant on MMF powder
Sean ......... Prompt paying clients Bi and willing
Bi-gal ...... Homes for the homeless and a 3 day week
Ms2hot ...... New boots better than the last ones
Lucy ....... Remote control knickers
Kitten28 ....... A personal train carriage to do In as she pleases
Daithi ......, some hair dye and a new football team
Curiouser ...... His cowboy hat back
Breeze ........ A Mmff after every Dublin game
Mimi ......, a breakthrough in holywood
Eden ...,,, her own home improvements programme for single men
Wup ......,, singing lessons and a Peter marks voucher
Discreetbuddy ..,, the abilty to type more than 4 letter replys to threads
Upforitgirl .... A map and vineyard in South Africa
Glossie ...... Acces to any rugby team changing room
Cloud9 ......, director of nesspresso ads and u choose all cast members
KKgirl ....,,, a role innbig brother
Alicolwick ...... Porn director and mansion buyer
Sweetlurve ..... Leg extensions and a chauffeur to avoid penalty points
Cantonna
Biggles ...... New Shoulders and cock to match his knees
Amberx ...... Front row tickets for Bi man fuckaton
Midnightchat .... Training to accept the word diddies
Sparks28 ....... Sponsorship for life from Duracell and instant on MMF powder
Sean ......... Prompt paying clients Bi and willing
Bi-gal ...... Homes for the homeless and a 3 day week
Ms2hot ...... New boots better than the last ones
Lucy ....... Remote control knickers
Kitten28 ....... A personal train carriage to do In as she pleases
Daithi ......, some hair dye and a new football team
Curiouser ...... His cowboy hat back
Breeze ........ A Mmff after every Dublin game
Mimi ......, a breakthrough in holywood
Eden ...,,, her own home improvements programme for single men
Wup ......,, singing lessons and a Peter marks voucher
Discreetbuddy ..,, the abilty to type more than 4 letter replys to threads
Upforitgirl .... A map and vineyard in South Africa
Glossie ...... Acces to any rugby team changing room
Cloud9 ......, director of nesspresso ads and u choose all cast members
KKgirl ....,,, a role innbig brother
Alicolwick ...... Porn director and mansion buyer
Sweetlurve ..... Leg extensions and a chauffeur to avoid penalty points
Cantonna
Dear Sparks
Its out of concern for your sleepless state and not for the lucky fooker that had u ontop of him before the incident that I offer my advice ....
There are three options as I see it (assuming he is knocked out and not dead)
You take ur Rabbit Out and do whatever you feel necessary to arouse the sleeping male ......Assuming this is not too traumatic for the Rabbit (ref to previous posts)
:high-smile: Knowing how petit and feminine you are I wouldnt expect you to be able to remove said individual from your bed but you could call a local or near by playmate to call round and help u dump him into the hall
Crush some viagra into a glass of water use a syringe if you have to and slowly (through his mouth) insert the liquid wait about an hour (perhaps some porn or swing4 cammers whilst u wait) then when said man is erect ride the be jasus out of him he may not awaken but u'll get to sleep eventually
Failing all that call the fire brigade
Ding
Its out of concern for your sleepless state and not for the lucky fooker that had u ontop of him before the incident that I offer my advice ....
There are three options as I see it (assuming he is knocked out and not dead)
You take ur Rabbit Out and do whatever you feel necessary to arouse the sleeping male ......Assuming this is not too traumatic for the Rabbit (ref to previous posts):high-smile: Knowing how petit and feminine you are I wouldnt expect you to be able to remove said individual from your bed but you could call a local or near by playmate to call round and help u dump him into the hall
Crush some viagra into a glass of water use a syringe if you have to and slowly (through his mouth) insert the liquid wait about an hour (perhaps some porn or swing4 cammers whilst u wait) then when said man is erect ride the be jasus out of him he may not awaken but u'll get to sleep eventuallyFailing all that call the fire brigade
Ding
Good Topic Baileys
Some level of Physical Attraction is important but that can come in the guise of Intellegence for me so in an ideal world
Very Naughty By Nature
Ability to have a Laugh
:scared: Social and semi outgoing
:small-print: Relaxed about meeting different people
Ding be a Very Happy Boy :bounce: and if I'm being honest an awful lot of the members I have met have all of the above in bucket loads BUT.....
Always Carry a PAir of Extra Nikes 
Very Naughty By Nature
Ability to have a Laugh
:scared: Social and semi outgoing
:small-print: Relaxed about meeting different people
Ding be a Very Happy Boy :bounce: and if I'm being honest an awful lot of the members I have met have all of the above in bucket loads BUT.....
Always Carry a PAir of Extra Nikes 
hwoar: nuts roasting ... could bring a tear to a glass eye :karaoke:Hi I'm Ding 38 but little to no experience on a site like this ... I'm quite shy until u get to know me ... A friend told me it's a great place to meet normal and not so normal Pervs & Pervettes .... So looking forwarding to getting to know u all and maybe the odd kiss or two along the way ..,, feel free to say hi
Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'...
The girl said 'NO!'...
AND THE BLOKE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND FUCKED ALL HER MATES AND RODE MOTORCYCLES AND WENT FISHING AND PLAYED FOOTBALL AND DRANK BEER AND ATE CURRY AND LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AND PLAYED ON THE PLAYSTATION AND FARTED AND HAD A WANK WHENEVER HE WANTED......The End.
For all those confused females out there, it's simple. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a fucking sandwich!.
