Dearest Sparks & Eden
I feel I must replace the rabbit and your advice is noted thank you.
I have a cpl of odd but necessary questions
A). Are there northside and southside rabbits?
B). City and Cultchie Rabbits?
C). Do all rabbits deliver?
With regard to training is it possible to do like a group session over a period of nights?
Informed and not so afraid
Ding
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
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Dearest Eden
Your response and guidance is very much appreciated I may need to elaborate on the scenario further as I obviously misjudged the level of attachment pervettes have to their rabbits :-o
First off I have spoken to by the previously referenced pervette for not depicting her in a caring light. basically my seeking of advice was based around my personal experience and trauma. The pervette did cum to my assistance as I lay toothless in the dark she tried desperately to take the rabbit off me but was consigned to the fact it was wedged in the hole left by tooth. On mature reflect the tears were probably for the potential damage to her close friend but she covered by mumbling something about being close to climax when the incident occured.
The nurse did appear a bit hostile again probably rabbit related ( not physically but she did have buck teeth). Here's my dilema once the rabbit was prized from my lip I insisted on keeping it to returnit to it's owner the growls and looks I got off the 4 female members of staff is now explained also.
I took the rabbit home and as u quite rightly pointed out being an animal lover I changed it's batteries and made it a toasted cheese sandwich. I returned after my shower and it hadn't eaten a ting so made it a toasted ham sandwhich.... Again no luck.... So I packed it up and brought it back to the pervette who was very relieved to see it but went to turnit on and nothing I explained I put new batteries in and tried to feed it.... Then it dawned on it I had killed the rabbit by mixingitstoasties .......registered and still afraid of flashing lights and hand held tools
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Your response and guidance is very much appreciated I may need to elaborate on the scenario further as I obviously misjudged the level of attachment pervettes have to their rabbits :-o
First off I have spoken to by the previously referenced pervette for not depicting her in a caring light. basically my seeking of advice was based around my personal experience and trauma. The pervette did cum to my assistance as I lay toothless in the dark she tried desperately to take the rabbit off me but was consigned to the fact it was wedged in the hole left by tooth. On mature reflect the tears were probably for the potential damage to her close friend but she covered by mumbling something about being close to climax when the incident occured.
The nurse did appear a bit hostile again probably rabbit related ( not physically but she did have buck teeth). Here's my dilema once the rabbit was prized from my lip I insisted on keeping it to returnit to it's owner the growls and looks I got off the 4 female members of staff is now explained also.
I took the rabbit home and as u quite rightly pointed out being an animal lover I changed it's batteries and made it a toasted cheese sandwich. I returned after my shower and it hadn't eaten a ting so made it a toasted ham sandwhich.... Again no luck.... So I packed it up and brought it back to the pervette who was very relieved to see it but went to turnit on and nothing I explained I put new batteries in and tried to feed it.... Then it dawned on it I had killed the rabbit by mixingitstoasties .......registered and still afraid of flashing lights and hand held tools
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Decided to do a singles and cpl's calendar
Jan. Sparks28. Lucy
Feb. Amberx. Ms2Hot
Mar. Kitten28. Playfull
Apr Anna77. Hotslut
May. Upforitgirl. Anyaya
June. Mimi. Ms Cantona
July Cloud9. Ms bobby's
Aug. Midnightchat. Ms Bilbob
Sept. Eden. Ms Laoiscpl
Oct. Mynx. Kittylycker
Nov. Bustydd.
Dec. Sweetlurve.
Jan. Sparks28. Lucy
Feb. Amberx. Ms2Hot
Mar. Kitten28. Playfull
Apr Anna77. Hotslut
May. Upforitgirl. Anyaya
June. Mimi. Ms Cantona
July Cloud9. Ms bobby's
Aug. Midnightchat. Ms Bilbob
Sept. Eden. Ms Laoiscpl
Oct. Mynx. Kittylycker
Nov. Bustydd.
Dec. Sweetlurve.
Dearest Eden
Man V Machine
I had a recent experience which has left me unsure of my feelings and my ability to adapt to certain situations ....let me supply the background to assist you in hopefully helping me...
I had the recent pleasure of paying a visit to a stunning pervette from the site :thumbup:. I was under no illusion why i was there ...She wanted a work-out on the Ding Gym :doggy:... All good so far
Things were progressing wonderfully a few circuits of the gym and I was feeling good enjoying the company
of this very wanton sexy woman... Then it happened mid-thrust i reached up and wanting to grab the headboard instead i grabbed THE RABBIT :eeek:.... Like any good porn I stopped still for about 15 sec (they call it buffering) to be nudged and asked what I was doing. So i brought THE RABBIT out from its burrow and said i want to use it on my host (like a child with a new digger on Christmas morning :bounce: ...she seemed happy about this I failed to say i didn't have a full license to drive such a machine and made the MAN mistake of thinking if women can drive them so can I (BIG MISTAKE)....The room was very dark and I started to press buttons like a play station handset until it started to wiggle.... The big bit was moving like a wobbly john travolta in any direction with the flashing lights on i was feeling good.... gave it a whirl and all seemed good...I was/ still am afraid of the small ear bit but I can get over that...
Then it happened I got brave and wanted to use the ear bit down below the big bit resting and me magical tongue on the pervettes hotspot...Again my host was well happy but i hit the wrong button the big bit start wigglin and it knocked me front tooth out and wedged in me Lip....:crazy:
A&E tooth missing Rabbit wedged in me top lip and bruised ego....The look the nurse gave me I'll never forget it as long as I Swing..... They use pencils not spoons when u get a random erection btw .....I am now afraid to use me coffee machine..I cant turn on anything with a light and me Willie wont go hard....
Please tell me there is a place I can go to get driving lessons with these complex machines... I also want to declare my Admiration to all you women out there that drive these lethal machines everyday
Any Advice?
Ding
Man V Machine
I had a recent experience which has left me unsure of my feelings and my ability to adapt to certain situations ....let me supply the background to assist you in hopefully helping me...
I had the recent pleasure of paying a visit to a stunning pervette from the site :thumbup:. I was under no illusion why i was there ...She wanted a work-out on the Ding Gym :doggy:... All good so far
Things were progressing wonderfully a few circuits of the gym and I was feeling good enjoying the company
of this very wanton sexy woman... Then it happened mid-thrust i reached up and wanting to grab the headboard instead i grabbed THE RABBIT :eeek:.... Like any good porn I stopped still for about 15 sec (they call it buffering) to be nudged and asked what I was doing. So i brought THE RABBIT out from its burrow and said i want to use it on my host (like a child with a new digger on Christmas morning :bounce: ...she seemed happy about this I failed to say i didn't have a full license to drive such a machine and made the MAN mistake of thinking if women can drive them so can I (BIG MISTAKE)....The room was very dark and I started to press buttons like a play station handset until it started to wiggle.... The big bit was moving like a wobbly john travolta in any direction with the flashing lights on i was feeling good.... gave it a whirl and all seemed good...I was/ still am afraid of the small ear bit but I can get over that...Then it happened I got brave and wanted to use the ear bit down below the big bit resting and me magical tongue on the pervettes hotspot...Again my host was well happy but i hit the wrong button the big bit start wigglin and it knocked me front tooth out and wedged in me Lip....:crazy:
A&E tooth missing Rabbit wedged in me top lip and bruised ego....The look the nurse gave me I'll never forget it as long as I Swing..... They use pencils not spoons when u get a random erection btw .....I am now afraid to use me coffee machine..I cant turn on anything with a light and me Willie wont go hard....
Please tell me there is a place I can go to get driving lessons with these complex machines... I also want to declare my Admiration to all you women out there that drive these lethal machines everyday
Any Advice?
Ding
Why weren't u wearing them ? 
Amberx - Endless supply of Chicken Buggas :evil2:
Lucy - 25l btl of Brandy and remote control Knickers:cheers:
Sparks28 - A MMF with new M's first Monday of Evrery Month :doggy:
Kitten28 - A hotel room full of organic sex and a microwave cook book:bounce:
Eden - A years subscription to Adult Bug Issue 
Upforitgirl - A cam that can view her whole body in the new frock:thumbup:
G4G - A gardener and a crane to get her off the sofa 
Twohotcpl - The ability to cam in 3D :happy:
Bustydd - A dublin residence :lick:
Playfull - A new stalkers hut at ur front garden
Letmes - A guide to being less cool and more boring
Mimi - An audition to become the next Julia Roberts :thumbup:
Cloud9 - Offical Coffe Supplier to the Swing4 team 
Myself a nite out with all of the above anytime anywhere
Upforitgirl - A cam that can view her whole body in the new frock:thumbup:
G4G - A gardener and a crane to get her off the sofa
Twohotcpl - The ability to cam in 3D :happy:
Bustydd - A dublin residence :lick:
Playfull - A new stalkers hut at ur front garden
Letmes - A guide to being less cool and more boring
Mimi - An audition to become the next Julia Roberts :thumbup:
Cloud9 - Offical Coffe Supplier to the Swing4 team
Myself a nite out with all of the above anytime anywhere 