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bilbob
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
Bi-curious Female, 41
Australia
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i dare say you would xxfor 
you love to mess up there hair 
:lol: im pathetic at making the first move, Mr crumbling bag of nerves here, it goes from "i need just one more drink for dutch courage" and then its "ah no im too drunk" :lol:
would you ever pose nude for a lads mag?
you love to mess up there hair
:lol: im pathetic at making the first move, Mr crumbling bag of nerves here, it goes from "i need just one more drink for dutch courage" and then its "ah no im too drunk" :lol:
would you ever pose nude for a lads mag? 
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Personally i'm not a big fan of tattoo's. i wouldn't fancy getting one myself but i know some can look sexy on women. for some strange reason, i don't think they look sexy on men! no offence intended!
but on women, a tattoo in a discreet area can be quite sexy. like the nape of the neck, or ones that just peak out of the top of jeans (kinda lower tummy area), suggests there's more to see...
best of luck with the decision Kitten
Don't forget to show us all :shock:
P.s. think this smiley would make a great tattoo ... :whistling:
best of luck with the decision Kitten
Don't forget to show us all :shock:
P.s. think this smiley would make a great tattoo ... :whistling: 
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Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
:bs:
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
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A man in his 40's goes in for a physical.
The doctor says "I have good news and I have bad news."
The man says, "Give me the bad news first."
Doc says, "There is a problem with your penis, you can only get a few more erections, and then you won't have any more for the rest of your life."
The man says, "What in the world is the good news?"
Doc says, "We know the number is exactly 25, so you can plan your use of them accordingly."
The man leaves and drives around for a couple hours pondering his situation, and how to confront his wife.
When he gets home he tells her, "Honey, I have good news, and I have bad news."
She says, "Give me the good news."
He says, "I can only have 25 more erections, and then I can't have any more, ever."
She says, "We can work around that, we will just make a list and only use them when it is absolutely necessary to fulfill our desires, and make the most out of each one, what in the world is the bad news?"
He says, "I made a list, and you aren't on it. :swingingchair:
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I think we both have a big "B" stamped on our foreheads!
We've been to a coupla of 'meetings' where the social side took over the 'fun' side and neither of us were disappointed. when we started down this road i guess we both thought the swing scene was all about the 'fun'. but we've since learned it's all about the craic because if there's no chemistry or spark between people then there's no 'play'!
the best thing we've found since joining this site is friends. Whether it's sitting on the sofa in the chatroom or nervously twitching at an M&G, the laughs we've had have been worth every cent of the membership fee
We don't attend any functions with expectations so have never been disappointed (except when we get kicked out by security but i think they're just jealous!) :kick:
So, in conclusion, B!
Any questions?
We've been to a coupla of 'meetings' where the social side took over the 'fun' side and neither of us were disappointed. when we started down this road i guess we both thought the swing scene was all about the 'fun'. but we've since learned it's all about the craic because if there's no chemistry or spark between people then there's no 'play'!
the best thing we've found since joining this site is friends. Whether it's sitting on the sofa in the chatroom or nervously twitching at an M&G, the laughs we've had have been worth every cent of the membership fee
We don't attend any functions with expectations so have never been disappointed (except when we get kicked out by security but i think they're just jealous!) :kick:
So, in conclusion, B!
Any questions?
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Well, I just thought I'd ruin the fun!!!
na nah na nah nah! :twisted::kick::rude::sparring:
Rules for Guys, by women
1. When crying occurs you caused it and should fix it. Perfect time for a gift.
2. Watching Star Trek or any type of non-romance movie/ T.V. show should also be rewarded in a gift.
3. The toilet seat prefers to be down. Gravity; any questions?
4. When we ask if we are fat, we are looking for a "NO I love you just the way you are" answer.
5. Cindy Crawford cuts her hair why can't we?
6. We are not always thinking of you.
7. We are not always looking for the perfect gift... some gift is better than no gift, and we realize it is the thought that counts.
8. Our Cats truly are special friends.
9. Shopping is not a sport, it's an adventure.
10. We value your opinion on our outfits and perhaps you should ask for direction when you are dressing.
11. Wearing the same clothes because they are on top of the pile is not acceptable.
12. If we had enough clothes or shoes then why are there so many stores?
13. When we ask for something we want it then!! Don't wait for a birthday, etc. you may for get what it is that we want.
14. If you cant be expected to hit the toilet, we can't be expected to find the oil.
15. When the lights come on in the car, we let you know when we get around to it.
16. Three pairs of shoes in not a selection, its a crisis!
17. Boots, old tennis shoes, and grass shoes are not adequate shoe choices.
18. We don't believe you when you say you'll be right home.
19. Yes and No are not answers, you are not on trial and we are not your attorney.
20. We remember what you say regardless of how long its been. Why can't you?
21. Saying what you think we want to hear gets you in more trouble! Stop while you are ahead.
22. There are no good sports.
23. Why can't you ask for directions?
24. Why can't you follow directions?
25. How can we be expected to tell you about our day in just 30 seconds when it took all day to happen?
26. You too can order Pizza.
27. Chinese Food is a meal.
28. Chips and Dip are NOT a meal.
29. Why don't you know all of these rules?
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Dear Dextrous Dingo Down under,
It seems the market for left legs may not be very lucrative, shaved or not, so here's a new idea.... chop it off and say "A Dingo Ate My Leg". before you know it, you'll have a movie deal, a discovery documentary, interviews on all the aussie morning tv shows and you could compete in the rugby for the paralympics!
You'll be minted
Don't forget us when you're rich and famous 
Don't forget us when you're rich and famous 
