Weirdest sexual request?

28 Apr 2010

What is the weirdest sexual request you have ever had? I must live a very quiet sheltered life as I am still waiting! Or is the problem my definition of weird?

28 Apr 2010

I cant say , everytime i start telling ppl bout strange stuff thats happened to me in the sexual arena, they always think im making it up bolt

28 Apr 2010

Weirdest . Young guy asked me to turn up to an hotel dressed in a twin set, and wearing a peral necklace, he wanted to call me mummy and I was to slap his buttie bolt

28 Apr 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
Weirdest .
Young guy asked me to turn up to an hotel dressed in a twin set, and wearing a peral necklace, he wanted to call me mummy and I was to slap his buttie

His surname wasn,t freud was it

28 Apr 2010

I didn't take the oppurtunity to find out:grin:

28 Apr 2010

Did you have to tell everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Did you have to tell everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mammy always said 'better out than in':giggle:

28 Apr 2010

Once was asked by a girl to imagine she was an ex of mine and imagine I was having a revenge fuck...was bit odd but we had fun anyway.

28 Apr 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
Did you have to tell everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mammy always said 'better out than in':giggle:
Then IN again

28 Apr 2010

A girl I used to talk to on another site, was once asked to cover a guys willy with foil and burn it with a lighter:eeek::eeek:

28 Apr 2010

There is no such thing as weird when i comes to sex boink

29 Apr 2010

I am still waiting for a request to discover my weird tolerence

29 Apr 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
I am still waiting for a request to discover my weird tolerence

It's in the mail:giggle::giggle:

29 Apr 2010

Quote by user=slightlysexy
I cant say , everytime i start telling ppl bout strange stuff thats happened to me in the sexual arena, they always think im making it up

I'll believe ya I swear, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!

29 Apr 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
A girl I used to talk to on another site, was once asked to cover a guys willy with foil and burn it with a lighter:eeek::eeek:

Sounds hot, but painful.

29 Apr 2010

Quote by user=ravenfire
There is no such thing as weird when i comes to sex

Love your use of "I" instead of "it" lol...... hmmmmmmmmmmmm............ such imagery Raven haha :boink:

29 Apr 2010

Quote by user=rhinoguy
A girl I used to talk to on another site, was once asked to cover a guys willy with foil and burn it with a lighter:eeek::eeek:

Sounds hot, but painful.
Must be a fetish:smoke:

29 Apr 2010

more like a case for the burns unit unles you like your penis well done of course.

29 Apr 2010

Mail not arrived yet...perhaps it is being censored by An Post

Quote by user=Virgogirl
I am still waiting for a request to discover my weird tolerence

It's in the mail:giggle::giggle:

29 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
more like a case for the burns unit unles you like your penis well done of course.

You could always ask for a peeny extension:smoke:

29 Apr 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
Mail not arrived yet...perhaps it is being censored by An Post
I am still waiting for a request to discover my weird tolerence

Nah the border bandits:giggle:
It's in the mail:giggle::giggle:

29 Apr 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
more like a case for the burns unit unles you like your penis well done of course.

You could always ask for a peeny extension:smoke:
mrs m here. no need for that peeny extension .........i call his peeny he,ll be embarrased now....... he he he

29 Apr 2010

:giggle:But Mrs M, he had it done before he met you, I know, I was the doctor

29 Apr 2010

ah now now longjohn i dont believe you. when i met him the wrapper was still on it and the seal was unbroken..........must have been some other mans penis you were handling

29 Apr 2010

:giggle

ont believe him. I'm a real good surgeon, I steam open the seal and carefully remove the wrapping, and put it away for next christmas

29 Apr 2010

ah babes you cant do that wit a cock ..........once you pop you cant stop

29 Apr 2010

:giggle:True Mrs M, And it doesnt smell great cum november

29 Apr 2010

so it takes you from christmas to november to cum................ no wonder theres a smell............lol

29 Apr 2010

:giggle: Nope, I keep it in jam jars, I have 1 freezer full now

29 Apr 2010

would you not defrost it and sell it as a conditioned for the skin..........i hearits very good for the skin