Hey guys was just wondering what are the worst, best and indifferent chat up lines you have either used, had used on you or contemplated using. I heard a few bad ones recently, and was interested in hearing more....
...Disclaimer..the following should be read only by individuals with a sence of humour and never have I onced attempted to lure a lady into bed throgh the use of the following, which should only really be used to break the ice. Tezzybear does not guarantee sex through the use of these chat up lines and does not take responsibility to any ramifications which may come from their use.....
1: The name's bond, unibond! I'm here to fill your crack in.
2: Hey gorgeous you need a STUD in your life, I have the STD, so all I need is U!!
So what you guys heard??
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
The cheesier the better..... Did it hurt.... Did what hurt... When you fell from heaven!
I`ll give ya a go.....and yes it worked lol
How about me and you going halves on a basted tonight?
Well a guy walked up to me once in a bar and said "twenty thousand polar bears.." I said what??? He said "well that broke the ice"...oh and it worked pmsl :lick:
Personally I like my friends line....Shut up and kiss me!! :lick::clap::bounce:
Mimi xxx
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Sorry but he didnt stand a chance cause i like mine still raw the next day lol
"Get your coat luv, you've pulled!"
Look into my eyes, can you see your future in them?
u want ta play hide the sasuage
that dress wud look great on my bedroom floor
ring ya mam tell her ya pulled lmao
You must be Jamaican, coz baby jamaican me crazy!!
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I could make your bedrock!
Hey do you work for An Post? Because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package! ;)
the one i used was i had a old set of house keys and a lady that caught my eye i walked ouver and just handed here the keys and walked away... on the tag had my number and saying you just have unlocked my soul!!
it worked and she thought very original
Nice one Tatts.
One I actually used, was a mate made a bet with me that I couldn't get this girls number in a club. So I took it. Went straight up to the girl, explained the dilema ( in a very charming way ;) ), and if she agreed we'd drink the rest of the night on him. She was game ball!! Honesty sometimes is your best man!
I heard someone once say 'you don't sweat much for a fat bird', it didn't go down too well with the lady in question.
i dont use em but if i did id have to give this one a go
my cock just died......can i bury it up your hole
ill get my coat now....
A mate of mine used to say to a girl hey nice legs what time do the open at.
guy asks lady are your feet hurting you, lady replies no why,
guy says well there killing me running through my mind!!
chessey or what!
Hey fancy a shag......No?........well would you mind lying down while I have one. :thrilled:
MORE CHEESY OR WHAT?
hahaha
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? :moon:
Hey Babe nice legs what time do they open at? :kick:
... so he said do me a favour n close ur eyes to prove it...
nob head here closed me eyes and he kissed me.. have to say fair play it worked :thumbup: