First of all, if we go out you are paying, and if my wife shows up you will be paying for her too, and she is a drinker, oh man is she a drinker, so be prepared - best not to bring it up as it may make things actually awkward. 

Basically we meet over two cups of pretentiouccinos, in some trendy hipster place where they ask for our names and we give fake names, you laugh, I laugh, the trendy hipster baristas sigh. You know, we meet up only to discover that although we seemed to have chemistry exchanging messages before we met but unfortunately this date has been an utterly devastating let down - it will be AMAZING! :)

On a serious note, there is no wife, I am unattached. I am also a returning member, that used to attend meetups and be active but not for several years. See my comments from other users who have met me in the past. Also, if we meet, you should probably bring some arnica for yourself as I like to bite probably as much as you will enjoy being bitten

Oh, and I have not subscribed for extras, so if you view my profile, I will not know who you are, so if you like it message me! :welcome: