I honestly dont know any chat ups like this, and I worked in a bar for years. But have to say some of them really made me laugh. The one with "Would you like to go half on a bastard" really made me chuckle so come on lads and ladettes, put more up on here. They are really funny
Spotted a fab looking guy today wearing a cool teeshirt which read:
"Remember my name because later u'll be screaming it!"
The grin on my face said it all.....:grin::grin::grin::grin:
:laughabove:cloud i told you to keep that hush :giggle:
sat beside a lady and my phone rang .... and handed to her and said it was for her... she looked bemused as i walked away were i went to a public phone and told her she had won a dinner date!! and it worked!
Do you like cheese..... Coz I'm an easy single!
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there!
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
How much does a polar Bear weigh ?................. Just enough to break the ice ;) ....
Are you a parking ticket? Cos, you've got Fine written all over you....
If I said you have the best body in this place tonight, would you hold it against me?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Do you live on a chicken farm? No,, You sure know how to raise cocks
You must be wrecked cos you've been running around my head all night ... ;)
are you free ?????????????xx
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later
Your so hot I'd wank your dad off just to see where you came from.
First I find out where they went to school ,, and then I say I was in class 7 when you were and you have certainly blossomed into a hot babe !!! And it works hahaha
what are you wearing :happy:
"Do you like fish"....waits for reply.. if yes.. takes out charlie and says.. "well pull this for a cod"
You remind me of my big toe, cause at some stage I'm going to bang you on the coffee table :silly:
:banghead::banghead:
msho:
:lol: :lol: 
