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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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:happy:BUSTY AND TITAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY :happy: have a good one :thumbup::thumbup:and loads a fun :cheers:
Quote by user=ravenfire
i agree with eden....besides the licking part it is great fun to this to your self and sure if you have a willing victim to do the licking its even better lol

:high-smile: mmmm & don't forget the tingling feeling girls :rose::rose::high-smile::wave2:
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Hmmmmmm....I'd love that to be performed on me:smile2:
which is performed on a female. The VB has the ability to induce numerous orgasms in one go which can last up to an hour or even longer if you have perfected the technique! :high-smile::high-smile::high-smile::high-smile::high-smile::high-smile: So, how do I do it? �Expose the clitoris by pulling back the hood that surrounds it. Stimulate the clit (directly or indirectly depending on what your lover can tolerate) with your tongue or fingers using short strokes until she ahs reached a high level of arousal. �Now concentrate on stimulating the rest of the vagina moving away from the clit by licking gently with your tongue. �Return to the clitoris and continue to do as you did before using short and long strokes until her level of arousal is higher than before. �Using two fingers and with your palm facing up, insert them inside her vagina. Your objective is to stimulate the G-spot on the upper wall of the vagina. It�s not that far in maybe about 2 inches or less. Now, tap or stoke the g-spot gently whilst continuing to lick her clitoris. �By doing this, she should be able to achieve both g-spot orgasms and clitoral orgasms at the same time which can last minutes or even hours! �Perfect the technique! It has been suggested that you can also use another finger to stimulate her anus but that all comes down to personal preferences and is not necessary to achieve the multiple orgasms. It�s also possible to perform this on yourself (as I�ve discovered) but it does not achieve the same affect as if it was performed by your lover/partner and it�s kind of awkward...:lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::clap::clap::clap:
:rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:happy birthday hun kiss:kiss::high-smile::high-smile: and have a great day and nite pet:cheers::beer:
In a rush but still horny? Are you somewhere that’s not appropriate but you’re still desperate to get your rocks off? Then look no further for some hints, tips and tricks that will make your quickies all the more possible and enjoyable.
•Condoms. Even if you’re in a long-term relationship and no longer using condoms, they can often be the saving grace, particularly for ladies who don’t like swallowing their other half’s come. A condom will obviously catch the guy’s ejaculate, saving the need to ‘clean up,’ and the potential embarrassment for the lady who may end up with something sticky running down her leg… Using a condom, you’ll be able to do it anywhere, and all you’ll need to do is get rid of the rubber, straighten your clothes, and you’re ready to get on with whatever it was you were distracted from in the first place.
•Wear a skirt. Yes, ladies, if you’re the naughty horny type then a skirt can be your best friend. And indeed, there are several reasons. One being you can tease your partner rotten by telling him that you’re not wearing any underwear underneath if you’re feeling brave (if you’re not, don’t worry, just wear a thong or something that can easily be pushed aside at the crucial moment). This can then lead on to dirty talk, wherever you are. Meaningful looks and subtle caresses will be numerous, and you’ll both be raring to get your hands on one another before you’ve even kissed! Also, this has the bonus that when you’re both really horny and want a quick one, a skirt gives easy access. The guy can just undo his flies and he’s ready, and all you’ll have to do is lift your skirt! This can obviously work from behind, just hitch it up over your back and allow him access. Alternatively if you’re going to go on top you have the additional benefit that the skirt will hide what’s going on underneath. So if you were to get caught, it may be damn obvious what you were up to, but you wouldn’t have just given someone an eyeful of your bits!
•Lube. Both horny but no time for foreplay? Lubricant comes in lots of different forms, including handy little sachets, so there’s no excuse not to have some in your handbag. Simply get snogging, and some conveniently applied lubricant will give you both a nice sexy and slippery experience!
•Communication. If you’re short of time but high on hormones, then the best way to ramp up your quickie encounter is to tell each other exactly what you want. If you’re feeling in the mood for some good dirty sex in doggy style – then tell him. It’s doubtful he’s going to disagree – you’re offering him a shag after all, and guys love doggy style because of the amazing view they get. So make sure you tell each other what’s really going to get you hot under the collar, therefore you’ll both have more chance of climaxing (and hey, with a bit of practice you can hone the skill and increase your chances of coming together. Which, I might add, is the ultimate sign of intimacy and a couple being in tune with one another. And it feels damn incredible) in the time you’ve got. This applies when you’re actually getting down and dirty too. For example, if you’re mid-session and you get this sudden urge for something, tell him. Trust me, a man loves nothing more than being told to go harder, faster and deeper. Or even if you want him to slow down – you can describe it in such a way that he’ll be unable to resist doing your bidding. Why don’t you try “Slow down baby so I can feel your length stretching me” out for size? Flattery will get you everywhere. And besides, any good man will do whatever it takes to please his woman in matters of the bedroom. If not, then you clearly need to teach him some manners.
•Cheating. And no, I don’t mean on one another. I mean if you really are pushed for time, but determined to have some fun then just press the fast forward button on your orgasm. Ladies, adopt a position where it’s easy to touch yourself whilst your man is thrusting; for example doggy, where you can reach through your legs and play with your clitoris, or caress your breasts and pinch your nipples – whatever sends those extra zings to your zone. If you’re lucky enough to have a man that lasts a while, then getting into missionary position and playing with yourself will have a double purpose – you’ll be giving yourself additional pleasure, and your man will adore the fact you’re touching yourself. If your man needs that extra boost, then touch him in the way he loves to be touched. Some men like it rough, so dragging your nails down his back (gauge how hard he likes it carefully, you don’t want to turn him off if he doesn’t like it) will have him groaning in delight. Or grasp him bum while he’s thrusting, pulling him into you. The more he knows you’re enjoying it, the better for him. Guys do like to know they’re doing a good job. If you’re a really naughty girl, you could talk dirty to him. It doesn’t have to be obscene (unless that’s what gets you both going, of course), just telling him how good his penis feels inside you, and how much he turns you on will have his orgasm approaching in no time.
A degree of planning. I know that quickies aren’t often planned, but a little bit of forward thinking can go a long way. For example, if you’re out in the countryside having a nice walk and you start feeling frisky, look around for somewhere secluded to have your passionate moment. As tempting as it may be, having sex on the swings on a playground probably isn’t a good idea, for obvious reasons. But a secondary reason is to think about what you’d do if you got caught. If you were to be rumbled by a civilian, the worst you’re going to have is a red face and a degree of frustration because you hadn’t finished. But if a policeman wandered by and caught you mid-shag, then you could be in serious trouble. You might be lucky and it’s a policeman that’s in a good mood and sees the funny side, but you could also be arrested for indecent exposure. It’s unlikely, but you just never know. So enjoy your quickie, but be careful – not everyone is as cool and easygoing as you. You have been warned.
Yes well done to ye for a great weekend :cheers::high-smile:worship:worship::yinyang: worship i do agree about giving prase where is due :worship::worship: and i think your fotnote belongs where it is hun :thumbup:
rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toasty?". The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toasty. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toasty, he then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and a Ham, and Cheese Toasty. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toasty, please barman". The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toasty and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down. The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, and the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says,"A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toasty, please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties". The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toasty". The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it?" The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it". "Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toasty". The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toasty, he then waves to the crowd and leaves.... .....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!! One year later, in the now impoverished public barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) Calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, "Who are you" To which he is answered, "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house". The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous" The rabbit says, "Yes I know".. The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead" The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it". The barman said "You never came back, what happened?" "I DIED", said the Rabbit. "NO!" said the barman," what from". After a short pause.. The rabbit said... "Mixin'-me-toasties". 8)biggrin
worshipwell done swingmeets team on a very well organised M&g. it was brill to see so many pep's all in the them and buzz of the party ... great costumes all round ....:thumbup::taz: it was great weekend meeting new and old face's of nice pep's :yinyang:
:rose:Im really sorry jax for your loss my thoughts with are you :rose: RIP andy:upset:
Ah happybirthday ger lad hope you have had a good one :cheers::thumbup:
:quote user=dubcplmg]hi candle
would have gone till u said it was for sexy cpls pity we not cry[/quote
sillyhwoar: :high-smile: :laughabove:we are all sexyyyyyyyyyyyy in our owne way :theret here:lol bolt your pic' dont lie :bolt::wave2:
YOU IS SEXYYYYYYYYYYYY wave:therethere:
wohooooooooooooo wohoooooooooooooo a nite out :cheers::beer::beer::beer:with old and new friendly peps
:thumbup::clap: piggy , curios ,boo its a is a great ida . Id like be there with ye . If ok hun's :smile2:kiss lol
yea marie thanks for having us there longjon ya could have met us all for a littel whil :clap:and star held your hand :smile2: