Quote by nodoubts
i agree and i apologise moment of frustration
:thumbup: Fair play to you!
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Quote by nodoubts
Plus your clearly bi or gay so you should change your profile. Alot of ye sneaky "straight" men around. If u wana suck cock your not straight my friend.
I suggest you read the profile fully before passing comment; also what anyone is or isn't does not have to be justified to you or anyone else. If something is offensive or questionable to you.... simply move along.
I'm not sure how to take this increasing amount of requests for coffee meets specifically for the purpose of being verified (getting the Established Tag). To me it would seem you would meet someone for coffee to decide if there was a spark there, with a hope of arranging a future meet or alternatively you were friendly on-site and wanted the social opportunity of a coffee. If I knew someone had been verified on the strength of simply turning up for coffee in order to get the verification then I would treat this as a worthless verification. I can achieve the same amount of information on you by going into a private room and seeing you on a web-cam. Up to now if I saw a person was verified and not commented on I would consider a)what happened that the person meeting them did not want to comment? and b)were they simply verified because they met at a meet n greet etc. and the person confirmed they were seen and were real.
Anyone can turn up and be on their best behaviour knowing that it's to their benefit. Verification would mean nothing to me as a rule, it's the comments on the profile that would hold more weight. Also this is a request that needs to be worded very diplomatically. Not making reference to this post specifically but the literal way of looking at these requests is as follows 'Will you take some of your personal time, come meet me and confirm on-site I am a flesh & blood human being. With this verification I can then go off and try and meet the people I actually want to meet.'
With this new trend in mind I think I might now be more inclined to look closely at the verifications and ask under what circumstances this was given. If you turned up for a 30 minute coffee or turned up as part of a group project then I am sorry, that verification is about as valuable in my considerations as a €3 note. I don't mean to seem harsh in this post but a touch of realism goes a long way. Lots of members here have verifications simply from turning up at events or putting in the ground-work through chat and onsite communication. Recently there have been several meet n greets and also there is a regular meeting facility in the Mid-Week Meets. These are tried and tested methods...... I guess my main point is don't attach too much importance to the verification (Established Tag), some here only go by comments. You might find you get that verification but still need to do more to get that meet you are looking for.
Anyone can turn up and be on their best behaviour knowing that it's to their benefit. Verification would mean nothing to me as a rule, it's the comments on the profile that would hold more weight. Also this is a request that needs to be worded very diplomatically. Not making reference to this post specifically but the literal way of looking at these requests is as follows 'Will you take some of your personal time, come meet me and confirm on-site I am a flesh & blood human being. With this verification I can then go off and try and meet the people I actually want to meet.'
With this new trend in mind I think I might now be more inclined to look closely at the verifications and ask under what circumstances this was given. If you turned up for a 30 minute coffee or turned up as part of a group project then I am sorry, that verification is about as valuable in my considerations as a €3 note. I don't mean to seem harsh in this post but a touch of realism goes a long way. Lots of members here have verifications simply from turning up at events or putting in the ground-work through chat and onsite communication. Recently there have been several meet n greets and also there is a regular meeting facility in the Mid-Week Meets. These are tried and tested methods...... I guess my main point is don't attach too much importance to the verification (Established Tag), some here only go by comments. You might find you get that verification but still need to do more to get that meet you are looking for.
A Cavan driver is pulled over by a Garda on the N3 from Dublin on his way home. The Garda approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Garda ?"
The Gar
da says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The Cavan man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The Garda is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The Garda says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The Garda says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the Garda is getting irate. "You what!?"
"She's in the boot if you want to see."
The Garda looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five Garda cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior Garda from the serious crimes squad slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior Garda says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem Garda ?"
"One of my men told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The Garda responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The Garda says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.
The Garda, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my Garda claims that you do not have a driving licence."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the Garda. The Garda opens the wallet and examines the license.
He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my Gardas told me you didn't have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"
A man who has relocated from another part of Cavan walks into a Kingscourt pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.
An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time,
several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the "Man Who Orders Three Beers."
Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town.. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?" "Tis odd, tisn't it?"
the man replies, "You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers
whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond." The bartender and the whole town were pleased with this answer, and soon the "Man Who Orders Three Beers"
became a local celebrity and source of pride to the village, even to the extent that out-of-towner's would come to watch him drink.
Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening: he orders only two beers.
The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers. The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother.
You know-the two beers and all...."
The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, myself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."
A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit
lonely, he thought he'd call one of those girls advertised in phone
booths when calling for a cab.
He looked in a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl
calling herself Veronique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long
wavy hair, long graceful legs…..
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel and dialed.
'Hello,' the woman says……… God, she sounded sexy!!!
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No wait, I'll be straight with you. I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it
now! Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've
got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'
She says, 'Sounds fantastic! But you need to press 9 for an outside line!!'
I always preferred John Taylor, being older now I'd not like any of them, they always seem to come across as arrogant divas. Huge turn off...... Now if I could have him for a night and not let him talk - that's a different story! My first MASSIVE crush would be Matt Goss (Bros.) . My older cousins were mean and said cus I was the youngest I was only allowed have Craig. :sad:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.! Wonder if it was under similar circumstances the Kerry fella hurt his back
)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home……. maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
('Honey, I'm home. What the….?!')
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes… lucky pig…. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm……..)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing….)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.! Wonder if it was under similar circumstances the Kerry fella hurt his back
)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home……. maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
('Honey, I'm home. What the….?!')
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes… lucky pig…. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm……..)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing….)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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I don't want to seem as if I am being dictatorial in my response but I'd like to see this post die out now. The positive comments are much appreciated but no mods need them to do the job they are doing. We all can't like each other like busom-buddies but as an adult site it is hoped we can conduct ourselves in an adult manner. If ye can't get on the just stay apart.
In putting this matter to bed I would just want to say......... I stand behind any action I have taken as a mod, if you have a problem with it bring it to Admin. If it is a valid complaint I will be dealt with. If it is a petulant childish reaction to having been pulled up and instructed to act like an adult and adhere to the rules you agreed to adhere to when joining the site..... then your complaint will be given as much attention as it deserves (as long as it takes to type the words 'case closed'). Now a post was opened to complain about treatment, I will be very curious to see if there is a valid complaint logged with Admin. If it is found that anyone behaved in a manner that is found unacceptable then I am confident Admin will deal with this appropriately.
In putting this matter to bed I would just want to say......... I stand behind any action I have taken as a mod, if you have a problem with it bring it to Admin. If it is a valid complaint I will be dealt with. If it is a petulant childish reaction to having been pulled up and instructed to act like an adult and adhere to the rules you agreed to adhere to when joining the site..... then your complaint will be given as much attention as it deserves (as long as it takes to type the words 'case closed'). Now a post was opened to complain about treatment, I will be very curious to see if there is a valid complaint logged with Admin. If it is found that anyone behaved in a manner that is found unacceptable then I am confident Admin will deal with this appropriately.
Oranges
Denise was a prostitute, but she didn't want anyone to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a hotel, and Denise was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Denise's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, 'Why are you standing in line here, dear?' Not willing to her grandmother know the truth, Denise told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,' and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, ' Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?' Grandma replied, 'Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.'
The policeman fainted.
Denise was a prostitute, but she didn't want anyone to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a hotel, and Denise was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Denise's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, 'Why are you standing in line here, dear?' Not willing to her grandmother know the truth, Denise told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,' and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, ' Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?' Grandma replied, 'Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.'
The policeman fainted.
I deleted it, the site the link directed you to is not allowed; regardless of the nature of the particular content of that specific clip.
The clip clearly displays full shots of female genitalia, please remember when posting to the forums that such images are considered as adult by nature. The forums are accessible to any internet user and as such we are unable to ensure that minors are not viewing these images, it is for this same reason you are not allowed to have avatars of an adult nature. The site fulfills its obligation to ensure adult images are not accessible to minors by categorising user phots as being adult or non-adult. This is why adult photos are not visible to the general public without setting up an account, thus confirming you are above the legal age. Adult images posted on the open forums cannot be categorised as the photos can and as such no image or link to an adult image can be posted.
The clip clearly displays full shots of female genitalia, please remember when posting to the forums that such images are considered as adult by nature. The forums are accessible to any internet user and as such we are unable to ensure that minors are not viewing these images, it is for this same reason you are not allowed to have avatars of an adult nature. The site fulfills its obligation to ensure adult images are not accessible to minors by categorising user phots as being adult or non-adult. This is why adult photos are not visible to the general public without setting up an account, thus confirming you are above the legal age. Adult images posted on the open forums cannot be categorised as the photos can and as such no image or link to an adult image can be posted.
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I find it in poor taste when someone feels it is necessary to openly correct someone's spelling especially in the chat room. I understand that you may spot mistakes and wonder why the spell check was not used, this is not what I am referring to at all. You may note that business people who deal with text on a daily basis often make quite basic spelling mistakes but this does not detract from their ability to perform at a high level. As long as the gist of what someone wants to say is clear then they are effectively communicating. P.S. American colleges have found that the standard of spelling amongst students is at an all time low; when students are questioned as to why the standard is low they respond that they don't need to be right, spell check will correct them....... I am going to be controversial now and say I find women are better spellers in general.
P.S.S. Spell check informs me Gist is not spelt Jist.......
Mids I challenge you to a spelling competition...and just to make it interesting how about we make it strip spelling...
Now theres an idea for the next meet n greet.. 
:lol:So many layers on me I'm doing an onion impression Tommy, Spell PEN-GWIN
