Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double decker. It was just After Eight. they got off at Quality Street. He asked her her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. he touched her Cream Eggs then slipped his hans into her Snickers. He fondled her FlapJacks and she rubbed his TicTacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.....Alas, three days later his Sherbert DipDab started to itch!! ...Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts :lol2:
Lost the head to head tiebreaker in the local pub quiz last night.
The question was 'where do women have the curliest hair?'.......
apparently it's Fiji:-o
I landed on the rebound from a 'not-quite' relationship. In love with someone i can't have and found, by accident, that indulging in the contact from this site makes me forget about him completely....well when i'm at it anyway! I was googling 'dogging' in my county just for purely voyeuristic reasons and up popped this site. I came in and found i didn't really want to leave, especially when i took the plunge and signed in. All of a sudden, i've found that tonnes of people have the same thoughts as i do. Im enjoying sharing them...something i had never done before.
The PARTYPOKER pop up that appears every time i go to log on to this site. Aarghh!
Ok, thanks folks...heres a couple more for you then! swear words banned on the forum threads...i see people adapt them or bleep them out?
2. when you cam, can the other person record you without you knowing (scared of ending up on youtube or worse!)?
3. I know the meet and greets are different to the private swing parties but are they both limited to the swinging community only or are they broader than that? What i mean is, are they geared up for people who want to be full swingers rather than anyone else? i wanted to attend a meet and greet party, would it be acceptable to rope someone else in off the site to come with me instead of having to go alone? I hate going into anywhere on my own!
Right, thats interesting because it answers another question i had. so its okay to contact the middle person to satisfy yourself about the authenticity/suitability of someone. With alot of the emphasis here on site being about discretion, i didnt know if that would be acceptable or not. Its good that it is. btw, ive got lots more questions, so i should really rename this thread 'lots of stupid questions that i cant find the answers to elsewhere'. would it be better to ask away here or should i go into the chatroom?
Paddy was struggling down the road with a wardrobe. A friend says to him 'hey, why don't ya get mick to help ya with that?'
Paddy says 'He is helping...he's inside carrying the clothes'
lazy selfish gits who park in disabled bays because they dont want to walk another 20 yards....ive always wanted to let their tyres down but been too scared
(sorry, it was a song 'the devil went down to georgia' circa 1980's!)
ok, red......arrows
Dumb question number two -You know the profile page - theres three icons - one for pics, one for clips....what is the last one for?
people who can't park straight, between the lines
A teacher asks her class to name something that eats thing and ends in the letters 'tor'.
the first little boy says 'Alligator, miss'
'Well done Johnny, thats an excellent word.'
The second little boy say ' predator, miss'
'Well done Jimmy, thats another long word'
Michael puts his hand up..
'Yes, Michael?'
'Vibrator, miss'
After nearly falling off her chair, she says 'That is another big word, but it doesn't eat anything, Michael'
'Yes it does, miss, cos my older sister's got one and she says it eats batteries like there's no fuckin' tomorrow'
I did, thanks, Midnight. I mailed InCider and he was very helpful, as have you been. I appreciate it cos its all new and i don't want to make a complete a*se of myself!