show off.....
.....thanks xxx
FFS!!!!
I cant do it !!!!
(was a pic of No More Nails)
:upset: ...not fair....want to play...can't get images to work :taz:
I don't know how to re-post but to Amberx and Wilder.....sorry Amber it wasn't that, it was the music to which Wilder posted the link. I realise now that i'm too old for Hartbeat and see from the link the programme was actually Vision On. Thanks guys.
Another theme tune i loved as a kid was Mary, Mungo and Midge but i don't know if that was ever shown over here
this thread has thrown up loads of memories and i'll be pondering all day.....instead of doing what i'm paid to....but something i heard on the radio the other day was this and it made me smile:The theme to Animal Magic
Another theme that pricks a long forgotten memory is the music they used to play when they showed the picture gallery on that Tony Hart programme (cant remember the name....something like Hart Beat...)
Was mailed these recently..some of them aren't too pc but they still made me laugh...and, yes, it was a man who sent them. How could you tell?
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...but she did.
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. F*ck me, talk about Dyson with death.
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "F*ck that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"
Man calls 000 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!
I've just had a letter back from Screwfix. They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said your obviously not f--k--g listening.
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.
I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you. She said is that you or the beer talking ? I replied it's me talking to the beer.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
A blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding. The cop, who also happens to be a blonde woman, says 'Excuse me maam, may i see your drivers licence.' The woman rummages in her bag but cant find it. In desperation she asks the cop what it looks like. The cop replies 'It's a small square thing with your picture on it'. She rummages some more and then pulls out her make-up mirror, looks into it and then hands it to the cop. The cop looks into the mirror, then says to the woman, 'Ok, you can go....I didn't realise you were a cop, too'
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then".
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.' The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.' But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - both of which are interchangeable'
its a heartache - bonny bleedin tyler
actually....i really have an aversion to coloured toilet paper. gimme white every time.
Has the search facility for who is online gone now? It used to be at the top of the search page but i cant find it :sad:
Have to say i like having a look:-o
Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip.
They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the
Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let
us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.
However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power
the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,
"Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year!"
Oooooooh, Matron!
Kenneth Williams would be turning in his grave:giggle:
Actually, speaking of baps....is there a sandwich going? i could go a cheese and chutney xx
funny how diverse the human psyche is...i would also gravitate to the watch/being watched scenario but it comes from the fantasy of being spied upon or watching someone who is oblivious to my presence. I dont know what it means about me or where it came from but all i can say is it is a pivotal aspect to most of my fantasies and perhaps not so common, looking at the comments:uhoh:
booty
(Worshipme - the four was a reference to Four Candles/Fork Handles - a sketch by the two ronnies - worth a look on youtube....very funny)
Four - Two Ronnies sketch :mrgreen:
I dropped a bit of a b****ck with the same query....i was in a chatroom and was wondering the same thing....i asked if they were cross dressers..DOH!:-o
On symbols, though, what does the little flame symbol mean on some of the folder icons in the forums?
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