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daithi
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 50
0 km · Kildare
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Sexlightened
Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman were out playing Golf with their wives.
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up, and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, Daphne! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?' he demands.
'Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money, to afford any.'
He immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
'For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over, to set her ball on the tee ....her skirt also flies up, to show that she is not wearing any knickers either.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Bridget! Where are your knickers?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the allowance you give me.' He reaches into his pocket and says,
'For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over.
The wind also takes her skirt over her head, to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus! Aggie Where the frig are yer drawers?'
She also explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
He reaches into his pocket and says,
'Well, fer the love o' Jaysus 'n the sake of decency...
here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a wee bit.
Phil Lynott)
Driving Home for Christmas - Chris Rea :-o:-o
Sexlightened
Quote by user=BIGGLES5000
Been told by Fas today that im over qualified to do a course arrrrrrrrgh:fury::fury::banghead:
Biggie you could always teach a class yourself??
"Health and Safety While Sitting on Someones Knee"???
dont worry when i retire from answering the phone to these lonely women on the 1800 sex lines ill pass the phone on to you
Sexlightened
:-o:-o Sparks hope u can fit that month into the summer sometime between june and july wud be purrrfect :thumbup:
i believe certain male appendages appear larger in the warmer weather i need all the help i can get :violin:
on the other hand i could be on the front cover holding the "Parental Advisory" sign over me bits??
Sexlightened
Quote by user=Kitten28
Ok so here's my first attempt, bearing in mind I know few and have actually met even fewer there may be some duplication..... And the rest is a crossover onto the "to do list"
January - Ding
February - Biggs
March - jack is back
April - Ding - always telling jokes or winding me up so definitely the April fool
May - Tatts
June - Daithi
July - hates cabbage
August - thewup
September - mr bray dart whoever you are lol
October - dublinporncock - plenty of hot drinks to keep me warm
November - guns
December - ding cos its my birthday
Jeez ding looks like your my calendar man. I hope u take advanced bookings
i am honoured to be in the company of such illustrious specimens of swing menfolk :clap: oh and Ding
