Office Assistance Required Tonight

16 Dec 2009

Stressed Boss requires naughty secreatry for destressing via after hours work in Dundrum D14, TONIGHT Must be willing to show talents for immediate bonus, minor medical and great working conditions. Apply Within........ Ding

16 Dec 2009

tall blonde with astounding skills for assisting people in relaxation methhods. Available at varying times, likes a friendly work atmosphere and endeavours to keep the boss happy at all times.

16 Dec 2009

Why Sparks you sound like a Candidate of obvious calibre......... Send on your CV and i'm sure we can accomodate you with ur endeavour to move up the corporate ladder with immediate satisfaction

16 Dec 2009

Ding is not an equal opportunities employer........ he does not give enough notice for suitable candidates to travel. And to think I have just the outfit to ensure I secured the position. I'm off now to find a tribunal with a bigger board room table and higher potential for redress and compensation:doh:

16 Dec 2009

Midnight I am disappointed with your allegations over equally opportunities and would welcome this opportunity to address same. 1) We accept the point on lack of notice - Point Noted 2) You can confirm you have been invited for an Interview at your convenience and that offer still stands. 3) We dont have a dress code here but we are aware of your ample suitability for any position in the office and we endeavour to have the best candidiates at any time working for us. 4) We note one of your previous referees has withdrawn their availability perhaps you could get back to us on this (something about a skip and a LCD Tv?). We hope this addresses your issues and we look forward to seeing all of you in a uniform of your choice for interview VERY soon. Ding

16 Dec 2009

Ding, I shall address your points at a later stage. In the interim I must clarify that all my referees eventually withdrew........