How's that for a Birthday present!

31 May 2011

The big day is coming up soon and I'm hoping to celebrate my 30th (again??) with a flash!! I'v always, always, always had this in mind to do someday before my lights go out ....and I think now is as good a time as ever!!! I want to be in a photo with as many naked girls as possible...I want tits coming at me from all angles and we're not talking photoshop montage ... I'm thinking professional photographer, period Roman setting in a real studio, backdrop of the Vesuvius (erupting..no doubt!!)...a real photoshoot...the real deal. Followed by a night out all dressed up as Romans!! This will be one for the mantlepiece...one to show the grandchildren!! We need an organiser with a gooood track record .... somebody called T comes to mind! We need a photographer with some quality kit We'll need somebody connected to the film industry or theatre for some props, backdrops, lighting and we'll need somewhere to set the scene and create a Roman setting...a big garden with a pool and columns and all that... ....and most of all we need YOU...you lovely ladies from the site... ... and for the special one that we'll call 'The Malteser Sandwich' I'm thinking some real heavies...jelly bellies and thunder tighs ... OMG what am I talking myself into???? Names below please....ah gowan...gowan gowan gowan... Oh by the way...Maria will be looking some quality male totty to even things out on the night!!!

31 May 2011

I laughed out loud lol

Wish you the best of luck getting your birthday present wink

31 May 2011

hmmmmmm Malt, i see ur not looking for a lot now for ur birthday :2fingers: Guess "brunch" wont suffice anymore ..... surprised

uch: See ye soon drinkies

:thrilled:

31 May 2011

Sounds like you are looking for the set and the female cast of Spartacus ! Great idea though !

31 May 2011

I always say, you don't ask you don't get, best of luck in your endeavor Carlo.

1 Jun 2011

As a professional photographer in a previous life I can visualize this quite well, it would be a hoot and probably just a tad more stressful than shooting a wedding. I'm just totting up the bill on the back of the envelope I keep in my head for moments like this and to hire the studio, backdrop, gear and make quality large format prints deserving of the lavish production I think I'd consider getting out of bed and putting a serious costing together if you we're waving 20 to 30 grand at me. You get what you pay for lol

oh, I didn't add the costume hire and catering.... (I think with a bit of imagination you could do it almost for free, sounds like fun!)

16 Jun 2011

I was away for a week... and OMG ... SHOCK ... HORROR ...there's no interest!! ...my posting was 3 pages down!!! Well, as you may have noticed by my absence ( did you??? ) ... I was away to Malteserland to see the rest of the Maltesertribe, and whilst I was sunning myself on the beach with some of my lovely Malteserfriends , it dawned on me that MALTA would be the perfect spot for doing this!! So maybe this will dangle a carrot or two ... surely all you lovely ladies can't resist a trip to the Malteserland with me, my camera and my tripod!?!? XXX