We're keeping a bit to ourselves at the moment. We've been away from this quite a while now as other shit took over and too much drama and bother from idiots. Get in touch if you're a couple looking some chilled no pressure company.

We call this 'Our Hobby' and we've been at it since 2009...so we're getting the hang of it by now!! Its the best thing that's happened to us (as a steady couple of 20+ years) and apart from the mind blowing fantasy sex, we've met the nicest people along the way all of whom have become our good friends. No roses without the thorns mind you...but you can usually smell those rats from miles away. There's power in numbers and we find ourselves most comfortable in a party environment where we can enjoy ourselves (solo wth other singles or as a couple with other couples) without any undue pressure.

As a couple, we rarely do intimate blind meets for fear of offending anybody if there is no chemistry. Once we've met with you and had a good nosey, things usually progress in the right direction.

Due to the nature of our jobs, we do have the occasional night or two during the month when Carlo is away from home. This gives us the space to meet up with other people on our own. Please do not be offended if any of us approaches anybody for a solo meet...we do this with a mutual understanding and expect the same.

Now back to our original list of wants and want-nots!!!

We're always looking for GENUINE couples or single bi-females who would like to share some sexy times with us. We were surprised and thankful for the many sexy, classy, genuine single bi-girls are on the scene. Thank you God!! We were also surprised and thankful for the well educated, polite and well mannered young single males who know their place on the swinging scene. Our only hope is that you spread the word and teach some of the bafoons out there how its done. Maybe there should be a section in the forum for this!!!

We'd like to change our bit about single males to read:

'We're not looking for ignorant single males...yep the ones who keep sending us one liners regardless...we know you cannot possibly have read this far anyway!!!!! So purely for the entertainment of the rest who did...

'This site is awash with single males...have you seen the stats??? Your profile is your calling card ... keep us interested and you might have a chance!! We wanna see witty, funny, interesting, respectful, well mannered ...and please, please, please, for the love of yahweh ... keep the cock pics to yourselves. Carlo is all of the above and more ... so if you want Maria's attention you need to work hard. And just so you know....Maria favours the younger, fitter man (or woman!)... ideally younger than 40 (but there are exceptions). Lack of personal hygiene, beer bellies, hairy undercarriage and man-boobs are top of the 'what-she-wants-NOT' list! Oh and she hates checked shirts with a vengeance!!

So here we are...totally committed to the cause and our ever-growing circle of nawty friends with benefits. We're looking forward to another summer of fun and adventure and we'd love to get to know you if you do so too!!

And if you've got this far...please do get in touch. We are usually available at short notice from Friday to Sunday.

Maltesers

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