Sexlightened
To all the idle gals with nothing better to do during 25th -27th September ...
I'm responsible for organising an exhibition stand for the company I work for at a big open air agri show (that will remain unnamed!) that is being held in Co Wexford. I thought of posting this tongue-in-cheek ad for any girls who want to help!! My German and Welsh colleagues and myself be staying on the site in a big 32 ft american style mobile home and there's ample space for everyone to have fun. This beauty comes with a full size double bedroom and two folding sofa beds, full kitchen facilites with full size toilet and shower facilities, satellite TV etc etc
Daytime duties will include helping with the coffee and refreshments, distributing leaflets, taking contact details and all that goes with exhibitions...looking pretty and drawing the crowds!! And if you can talk farming stuff...all the better!! As for night time duties...I'm suuuuure you's all know what its gonna be like!!
Anybody interested just pm and I'll get in touch!! Interviews will be carried out by yours truly in the coming weeks!!
Carlo
I appreciate that you will have loads of younger, prettier applicants but I can assure you that I would give it my all - there's nothing I like more than a varied, challenging position 
I can also keep pace on the agri front ... if there's a lad with a couple of acres he will be putty in my hands :giveup: & if he wants to talk strip grazing, stocking levels, hay making, wild oats, oil seed or meadow leys 
I'll give him the perfect opening ...
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Yeah yeah yeah okay ... I'll have to admit it ... what really attracted me to the job was the promise of the 'full size toilet' 
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