Hi,
Some of you know me from chat, I hope you've been suitably charmed by my silly banter.
Tomorrow is my birthday and with one thing or another it looks like I'll be going for too many in a row without any jiggy-jiggy.
The big four-oh! If any of the lovely ladies I have had the pleasure of rib tickling over the airwaves would like to end my celibate streak and make my day extra special, then get in touch.
I figured I've nothing to lose apart from the frown on my face, so here goes...
Thanks for listening! You've been great!
P.s. I won't do the ironing on my birthday, any other time sure but not tomorrow! Just in case you're wondering! ;)