Goddam attention seekers!

22 Jan 2011

...look, girls, here's what I think you should do...
1. Put everything down now and head over to my spanking new, updated profile.
2. Make yourself a cup of tea... it's more than four sentences long, so you may as well make a proper break out of it.
3. Read it... after all there aren't many pictures to look at, so you might as well.
4. Laugh.
5. Finish your tea and carry on as you were**
Thank you.
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** could include other courses of action, such as surprising me with a witty/sexy/indulging message.

23 Jan 2011

Very well done, readers can be in no doubt what you are looking for. Perhaps one thought,,,, I would worry I might be a disappointment if I said all I wanted a straight up fu**.......

25 Jan 2011

Thanks midnight. Noted smile

It's odd... swinging and meeting can be an amazingly intimate experience and a few people write very little about themselves or what they like. Maybe I'm writing not alot, but in a very looooooooooong way biggrin

Or maybe I should be keeping a few cards closer to my chest... or down my pants... though that might scratch a bit.