Flirt thread!!!!!!!!

20 Dec 2009

I have been soooo bold even my mother has disowned me lol Punish me santa and oh yes lb please join in lol

20 Dec 2009

Im on my way to collect you Lb.....must bring my heart tablets:thrilled:

Quote by user=lovebird
:grin:Now Raven if thats true and you are really really a bad bad girl maybe I could bring help and extend the torture to 4 hours:smoke:

help wanted? im free....
lovebird
xx

20 Dec 2009

Call for me Long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to help boink

20 Dec 2009

on the way virgo...just have to stop at the chemist to get 1000 mg heart tablets....would need them with Raven, Lb and you:rascal:

20 Dec 2009

Longjon are you sure you dont mean the Blue keep you up tablets...:evil2: and I think it is a heart defibulator you will be needing after Raven & Lovebird...:bounce::clap::love:

20 Dec 2009

:twisted:erm alan...might get some of them too...the blue ones you mention. :grin: Dont forget Virgo would be there too.... and its possible a defibulator might not work...but wouldnt it be a lovely way to go.:happy:....only problem would be the coffin would have to have a dormer roof:happy:

20 Dec 2009

Quote by user=lovebird
lol long.....i can do cpr(casual penetrative release )so dont worry...
lovebird
xx

note to self... Find local CPR evening class ...
Drive north with my pole & collect Virgo for Xmas eve party with Jingle Balls, LB RAVEN & Santa lÃ¶ngjon has a sack to empty & all hands will be needed to revive Santa for the nite ahead...

20 Dec 2009

:O Lb that cpr dont sound too good...just make sure I am fully dead before you perform it..... I could be playing dead to get all the hands Alan mentions to revive me :rascal::rascal:

20 Dec 2009

pushes long down onto a chair, straddles him..... 'wanna make my night punk':smoke:

20 Dec 2009

:grin:Long takes out his big gun....dwarfs Clints 357

20 Dec 2009

lucky Lb is sitting down....she faints at the sight of longs big gun

20 Dec 2009

I am shocked at reading such filth:eeek: I want some of the real thing not just all this talk:giggle:

20 Dec 2009

Walks in drops

20 Dec 2009

finds out how good longs aim is lol

20 Dec 2009

Never mind cheap knickers, why wear any at all???

21 Dec 2009

long live the cheap nickers with bad elastic

21 Dec 2009

No knickers is better long :giggle:

22 Dec 2009

Quote by user=ravenfire
Titan i know what you mean, flirting is foreign to me.
Virgo hun, do you need any help getting your xmas stockings on? I would be more than happy to help you in any way i can and if you need a massage to relieve the stress of the festive season let me know xxxx
I really dont know how people flirt:angel:

i am feeling the stress already raven so imagine what I will be like in a week ! Any chance of u giving me that massage after Xmas? xxx

31 Dec 2009

New Year...New Resolutions Flirt with everyone ... share ... & remember three is interesting but four is more ... Looks like it will be a cold wet January, I have warm, slow hands with an easy touch, be eco friendly this year warm up with a friend

2 Jan 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
New Year...New Resolutions
Flirt with everyone ... share ... & remember three is interesting but four is more ...
Looks like it will be a cold wet January, I have warm, slow hands with an easy touch, be eco friendly this year warm up with a friend

Or a stranger lol

2 Jan 2010

Raven strangers are just friends you have not met yet...I have yet to met a stranger I have not liked... Alan gently kisses Ravens hand to welcome in the New Year.

2 Jan 2010

Happy new year to you too Alan. Oh we like strangers lol the stranger the better:haha:

3 Jan 2010

strange you should mention that ... now how strange is strange?

3 Jan 2010

Alan you have met us so if they are as strange as us thats fine lol

5 Jan 2010

Quote by user=ravenfire
Alan you have met us so if they are as strange as us thats fine lol

Raven The Addams Family are looking for a meet ... Should I get them to contact you bolt

5 Jan 2010

Oh yes please Alan....oh fester....yum yum yum:giggle: My dream man:giggle:

8 Jan 2010

for you Raven

for the Boys & Girls Miss Portman...mmm

Bald is Beautiful

8 Jan 2010

Oh Alan i`m sooooo wet, fester.....what a man lol

9 Jan 2010

Oi Virgo - do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again? :smoke:

9 Jan 2010

Quote by user=Blondiexxx
Oi Virgo - do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again? :smoke:

Alan wonders if he follows Virgo walking past Blondie, will he catch her eye ... Perhaps love second sight :lol2: :bounce: