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Ok..here's a little game...with an easy one to start.. The wetter I get the more i dry.... What am I? If you answer you must pose a question..
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A Towel What word written in capital letters looks the same upside down as it does right side up?
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The answer is NOON Happychappywife: Do I get a prize? hump Oooops! Its not meant to be that kinda question eh? lol OK, here's one: What demands an answer, but asks no question? :confused:
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A Telephone What starts with the letter 't', is filled with 't' and ends in 't'? and yup have a prize for u right here ;-)
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A Teapot... What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
JackNJilly
Orgasminator
A kangaroo :huh: You can have me but cannot hold me;Gain me and quickly lose treated with care I can be great,And if betrayed I will break.?
Just_Us
Sex God
Trust I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?
Guns
Warming the Bed
A dictionary I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am i
Unknown User
Breath You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when im dead what am I
Wilder
Orgasminator
An Onion How much dirt is in a hole 1 metre deep by 1 metre wide?
Unknown User
None... it's a hole... lol The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are..
katiep3483
Sexpert
A Coffin I can be cracked, I can be made, I can be told, I can be played?
Unknown User
A joke :-) I go round the world but stay in the corner
williwonti
Warming the Bed
a stamp lol I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I? wink
slightlysexy
Sex God
the letter E smile What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? Or What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?"
williwonti
Warming the Bed
all kens stuff i wud imagine haha lol a mountain ? when set loose i fly away,never so cursed as when i go astray... :twisted:
Unknown User
A Fart lol I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be..
Unknown User
5ive! The more you take away, the bigger I get
Unknown User
5ive! The more you take away, the bigger I get nope lol
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A hole? You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
williwonti
Warming the Bed
A tent wink when young i am sweet in the sun , when middle-aged, i make you gay, when old , i am valued more than ever... :smile:
midnightchat
Sex God
A grape
I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs.
Unknown User
A storm. It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Unknown User
Nothing Take away my first letter and I remain the same. Take away my last letter and I remain unchanged. Remove all my letters and I'm still me. What am I?
Titan79
Sex God
a Post Box? I travel all around the world but never leave my corner.
longjon
Sex God
Titan.. did the post box give you the idea, lol is it a ... stamp. What is black and white and red all over?
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A sun burnt penguin... rotflmao I have keys that open no locks,I have space, but there is no room,You can enter, but you can't go in.
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A key board. And the one above is a newspaper. DUH lol
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Sure... Penguin is better...And u didn't put a riddle.... Duh! Moving on... What has 4 eyes but can't see?
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Mississippi I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old ???