:giggle:I have a master plan, the ESB are going on strike soon and I am going to make candles out of it.. only hope there wont be too many unexplained pregnancies :grin:
longjon
think of the childrens allowance............you,d be a very rich man
Slightly..... Absolutely true... It's only weird if i can't open my mind to it... after that so long as it's consensual then it' prefectly normal...
:clap: Slightly, I knew it was worth asking!
yes it was Midnight....anything you would like to share with the room
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was once asked by a lovely lady to shave her armpits,then wank into her hands so she could use my cum as a balm for her armpits. i obliged
Once met a Tv in a Limerick Hotel and they answered the door wearing 5 dresses...all on top of each other, told me they wanted me to peel them off one by one like layers, I got to Number 4 and the zip stuck, I had lost interest by then so I left, they started crying and asked 'well can we go for a pint at least'?..lest to say I declined.
I keep getting the same one usually when I proposition women on here.
They all keep saying "Go F**K yourself.
Girls why are you all so kinkyand why would you want to see me do that ?????????????????
:taz:
we just wanna check if ur bendy enough ;)
and??????? am I ????????????????
Are you a fireman Hotty:smoke:
Lol..I got an message last night from the young guy re 'mummy', he reckons the offer still stands, I wrote back 'am now a year older, too old for you':grin:
One wierd thing that happened me was i met a guy who wanted me to go down on him while i went to the toilet. What is it with men and the toilet.
I thought of one more when i had a conference in brussels where one of the men there asked me to a movie after the dinner (we had hooked up the previous night), my choice. Turned out it was a porn cinema. Best crack ever as it happened.