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Weirdest sexual request?

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:giggle:I have a master plan, the ESB are going on strike soon and I am going to make candles out of it.. only hope there wont be too many unexplained pregnancies :grin:
Ok so , here goes, weird requests The guy who asked me to mummify him with cling film, cut a hole for his willy and hole for his mouth, I got bored, put my feet on him and watched Coronation St while he lay on the floor The guy who wanted me to pour mentholated spirits on his privates to burn the hair off cos he reckoned it would make a nice blue flame The guy who wanted to , go to the loo in a glass and me watch him drinking it , decided against it The guy who handed me yogurt and said will you feed me it and pretend it's a choo choo train The guy who wanted me to bring him to a pub and handcuff him to the stool while I gave out to him, And those are the ones i can write smile actually was tending to be a bit flippant regarding this thread first , but then i started thinking bout it, realised what i would have considered totally strange 10 years ago , now i find, if not totally "normal" at least acceptable and on occasion enjoyable,,,,, wonder is it because of the oft mentioned term thrown at us from the do gooders of the world, the normalisation of sex, or it it just because the more u experience the more ur realise the old saying different strokes for different folks really does ring true, and just because ppl like differant stuff than we do and i include myself in that,,,, they aint all nutters and headers.
longjon think of the childrens allowance............you,d be a very rich man
But Mrs M, All those nuns wouldnt share the childrens allowance:cry: SS :laughabove: Nothing unusual about those requests innocent
Slightly..... Absolutely true... It's only weird if i can't open my mind to it... after that so long as it's consensual then it' prefectly normal...
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Slightly..... Absolutely true... It's only weird if i can't open my mind to it... after that, so long as it's consensual then it's perfectly normal...

i so hate when my fingers work faster than my brain... so had to correct my typos...
:clap: Slightly, I knew it was worth asking!
yes it was Midnight....anything you would like to share with the room :notes:
Not a thing Alan, sure I'm a shy retiring wee thing. If there was anything I would want to share; I couldn't anyway. Some people here might recognise themselves! innocent
was once asked by a lovely lady to shave her armpits,then wank into her hands so she could use my cum as a balm for her armpits. i obliged
Once met a Tv in a Limerick Hotel and they answered the door wearing 5 dresses...all on top of each other, told me they wanted me to peel them off one by one like layers, I got to Number 4 and the zip stuck, I had lost interest by then so I left, they started crying and asked 'well can we go for a pint at least'?..lest to say I declined.
I keep getting the same one usually when I proposition women on here. They all keep saying "Go F**K yourself. Girls why are you all so kinkyand why would you want to see me do that ????????????????? :taz:
we just wanna check if ur bendy enough ;)
and??????? am I ????????????????
:bounce: a girl i new once want me to do the seen from the movie backdraft ... where we shag on the top of the fire engine with just my boots on and tie her up with the hoses... ..:taz: jayus it be pain full lyin on a ladder innocent
& I thought you were tall Hotty, you mean you need a ladder to get up...:crazy:bolt
Are you a fireman Hotty:smoke: Lol..I got an message last night from the young guy re 'mummy', he reckons the offer still stands, I wrote back 'am now a year older, too old for you':grin:
i was for 10 yrs virgo so id tro u over my shoulder any time and rescue you :mrgreen:innocent alan its all ladders on top of the fire engines here :giggle:
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i was for 10 yrs virgo so id tro u over my shoulder any time and rescue you :mrgreen:innocent
alan its all ladders on top of the fire engines here :giggle:

Threat or promise Hotty:smoke:
you are among friends Midnight biggrin... sure no one reads the forums :small-print::crazy:... & sure the more outrageous the story the less likely people are to believe or recognise them selves.innocent
do you have any priest stories...sure you would never get a priest in here....:evil2:
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Not a thing Alan, sure I'm a shy retiring wee thing. If there was anything I would want to share; I couldn't anyway. Some people here might recognise themselves! :whistling:
oh both virgo with pleasure :notes:innocent
you are among friends Midnight biggrin... sure no one reads the forums :small-print::crazy:... & sure the more outrageous the story the less likely people are to believe or recognise them selves.innocent
do you have any priest stories...sure you would never get a priest in here....:evil2:
I'll whisper it to you in chat some day alan
One wierd thing that happened me was i met a guy who wanted me to go down on him while i went to the toilet. What is it with men and the toilet.
I thought of one more when i had a conference in brussels where one of the men there asked me to a movie after the dinner (we had hooked up the previous night), my choice. Turned out it was a porn cinema. Best crack ever as it happened.