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Sexlightened
no-one can lick their own elbow...... :-?
Sexlightened
Quote by user=daithi
no-one can lick their own elbow...... :-?
Not necessarily true, lots of people can!check youtube!lol
"Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants."
Casanova
a giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue :P:rascal::rascal:
werid animal facts
Dogs are mentioned 14 times in the bible and cats are not metioned once,
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Cows milk gives 8 in 10 people coronary heart disease.
When pressured for grazing space, kangaroos have been known to kill competing sheep.
Cows sleep only 3 hours a day.
One third of all land spices are beetles.
Dogs are mentioned 14 times in the bible and cats are not metioned once,
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Cows milk gives 8 in 10 people coronary heart disease.
When pressured for grazing space, kangaroos have been known to kill competing sheep.
Cows sleep only 3 hours a day.
One third of all land spices are beetles.
Weird sex facts
1. During sweaty sex, men ooze testosterone. And it's actually a biological turn on for women!
2. There's almost 500 different types of bacteria in your mouth. Almost 50% of them live on your tongue. So perhaps the French Kiss should be renamed the Twice As Dirty Kiss.(detol bleach or colgate mouth wash )
3. One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now! So, the world is a rockin', don't go a knockin'.(well 399,999,999 3,999 where do you think im finding time to write this)
4. Turn up the heat, in every way. The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm. Vasocongestion, or the heat flush on your skin, is akin to blushing from sex.
5. The endorphins released during sex actually relieve a headache. So that old excuse isn't just tired, it's just plain wrong!(great ways to save money during a recession no need for pain killers)
6. You can go from zero to 60 fast! The fastest speed a sexy sensation can travel from your va-jay-jay to your brain has been clocked at the Ferrari-fast speed of 156 mph. ( vroom vroom beep beep)
7. Erotic asphyxiation didn't just kill INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence. Cutting off oxygen to your brain to feel a strong new sensation during sex causes around 500 American deaths every year. (NO more tarzan acts for me)
1. During sweaty sex, men ooze testosterone. And it's actually a biological turn on for women!
2. There's almost 500 different types of bacteria in your mouth. Almost 50% of them live on your tongue. So perhaps the French Kiss should be renamed the Twice As Dirty Kiss.(detol bleach or colgate mouth wash )
3. One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now! So, the world is a rockin', don't go a knockin'.(well 399,999,999 3,999 where do you think im finding time to write this)
4. Turn up the heat, in every way. The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm. Vasocongestion, or the heat flush on your skin, is akin to blushing from sex.
5. The endorphins released during sex actually relieve a headache. So that old excuse isn't just tired, it's just plain wrong!(great ways to save money during a recession no need for pain killers)
6. You can go from zero to 60 fast! The fastest speed a sexy sensation can travel from your va-jay-jay to your brain has been clocked at the Ferrari-fast speed of 156 mph. ( vroom vroom beep beep)
7. Erotic asphyxiation didn't just kill INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence. Cutting off oxygen to your brain to feel a strong new sensation during sex causes around 500 American deaths every year. (NO more tarzan acts for me)
Warming the Bed
One I'm sure most of you ladies will envy.....A Pig's orgasm can last up to almost 30 minutes at a time.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
and I'm never sleeping with a seahorse especially as i'm hung like one :violin:
hwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar:
Sex God
chocolate spread ruins the sheets!!! n vanish doesn't work!!!
Sex God
Quote by user=BIGGLES5000
chocolate spread ruins the sheets!!! n vanish doesn't work!!!
:laughabove: i wanna know what you were using the chocolate spread for
:rotflmao:
:evil2: dropped me toast, bigg's :rascal::rascal::smile2: This is a false representation: Male Seahorses do carry the eggs to the birth - but the female actually creates them in the first place - and passes them to the Male - he's only an incubator - he himself is not the originator of the eggs as in human pregnancies. Once born, the fry are left to fend for themselves as in most live-bearing species of fish.
Quote by user=Kitten28
Male seahorses can get pregnant
Sex God
This one really caught my eye, 'Gobbling starts before sunrise and can continue through most of the morning.'...then I read the rest of the passage.......'A spooked turkey can run at speeds up to 20 miles per hour. They can also burst into flight approaching speeds between 50-55 mph in a matter of seconds.
So close, yet so far' :violin:
:violin: 
Sex God
They also run around for approx half an hour when their necks r broken (titans turkeys that is :lol2:
