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Santa's Reindeers are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
No Rudolph? but he has a very shiny nose......
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Weird Facts
The Amazing Human Body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. :small-print:
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. :sleeping:
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. :shock::shock::shock::hunk:
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.:jagsatwork:
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Of course it does 
There are about one bacteria on each of your feet. :uhoh::uhoh:
Women blink twice as often as men. Yep :shock:
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. :dry:
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. :bounce:
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. :notes:
Women
would have finished reading this by now..
Men
are still busy checking their thumbs! :thumbup::thumbup:
There are about one bacteria on each of your feet. :uhoh::uhoh:
Women blink twice as often as men. Yep :shock:
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. :dry:
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. :bounce:
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. :notes:
Women
would have finished reading this by now..
Men
are still busy checking their thumbs! :thumbup::thumbup:
:wink: :wink: :wink:There's a little Mammal that has so much sex that it disintegrates.
It's August in Australia, and a small, mouse-like creature called an Antechinus is busy killing himself through sex. He was a virgin until now, but for two to three weeks, this little lothario goes at it non-stop. He mates with as many females as he can, in violent, frenetic encounters that can each last up to 14 hours. He does little else.... Kinda reminds me of someone 
Well I was on about another bone but I wasn't sure if you took offence at my last comment ya know I got that vibe and I'd say your not the type of woman I'd want to piss off lol so I invented a new bone called the humour bone as a cover up 
So there's two new bones for ya ..... Jesus I do rabbit on a bit dont I
So there's two new bones for ya ..... Jesus I do rabbit on a bit dont I ahhhh I never thought of that Tiny that makes sense now
Im also going to picture that the next time I kiss someone
and will probavly start laughing :) some awkward moments ahead
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
I bet I could do it in less time than that :)
that makes sense now
Im also going to picture that the next time I kiss someone
and will probavly start laughing :) some awkward moments ahead
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
I bet I could do it in less time than that :) 