Life ain't so bad!
So, you think your life is bad
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You share your box with 5 other guys
It takes 4 minutes to get hard
Just 2 minutes to get soft!
After 3 to 4 minutes in the hot tub
You get your head smashed in!
Then get a good poking by a load of soldiers!
Worst of all...
The only chick that ever sat on your face
Was your mother!.
So cheer up life ain't that bad...
You could be an egg!! x
TOO OFTEN WE LOSE SIGHT OF OF LIFE'S SIMPLE PLEASURES
REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE ANNOYS YOU IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES
IN YOUR FACE TO FROWN. BUT IT ONLY TAKES MUSCLES
TO EXTEND YOUR ARM BITCH SLAP THAT MOTHERF***ER
UPSIDE THE HEAD.
:taz:
Life is like a fly on a Jacks Seat, sooner or later, he'll get 'Pissed' off....
Life is sexually transmitted
Who realised that cows give milk:huh:
Live for today, dream of tomorrow and learn from yesterday.
For every today well lived will make every tomorrow a dream of hope and every yesterday a memory of joy.......
i love life and i live it. it can be too short so make the most of it which i do mmmmmmmmmmm sex choc more sex and more choc
" HOPE AND END is always there for everyone. It is up to us how we deal with them : A HOPELESS END or AN ENDLESS HOPE."
if you cant eat it, drink it or smoke it.........FUCK IT:mrgreen:
Friends are not like mushrooms ... Do not feed them Bull-shite if you want to nurtur good results
Life would be much simpler if we behaved like dogs.......
If you cannnot eat it or hump it then leave it.
I can resist everything except temptation.
PS Cutie any chance I could write comething on the inside of your thigh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmmulder would you consider that to be a form of body langage!
Life is short, we are only passing through, so be nice to people don't feed them lies, be honest, be upfront, don't lead people on and above all we are all equal on this earth, colour, creed does not matter a dam and remember its nice to be nice, costs nothing.
Er No Cutie Foreplay 8):happy:
Sometimes it feels like life is a competition - everyone wants to be thinner or better looking than the next person.
Ultimately you are who you are, we will never get on with everyone we meet, or them with us.
If you can live with your own conscience and sleep at night then great.
We are all so different, each to their own. what works for one person doesn't work for another.
Don't judge people, and don't be persuaded by others opinions.
Accept yourself, with all your faults, and accept others for theirs.
Be happy, and if someone in your life doesn't make you happy then move on.
Your true friends are the people who will be honest with you no matter what.
And when you meet someone that embrasses you for the person you are make the most of it
The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen."
My thoughts for today:
My in laws who are not well
My parents ......... in my thoughts every day
My husband............ always in my thoughts
My children............ they have decisions to make
My Self................. ??
xxx
Layla
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!
Life is too short to bear a grudge...
Life is for living...
Live life
make love not war and by god i do but then again i think every one feels the same
If life throws shit at you, don't throw it back , use it to plant flowers..
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
