having played with Fire (men) and enjoyed it ...she wondered what other emergency services were there ... were there SEXmen if you had a sex emergency...did you call 6969 ... who would come ... firemen, police, army, personal trainers , footballers ...who could she have the most fun with.....
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as she sat on the bed, swinging her legs, pondering these thoughts, the tallest Fireman she had ever seen walked back into the room..
God damn him she thought, there was definately something familar about him, 'unroll your hose now'! she roared... unzipping his hose pouch , he began to slowly unfurl, OMG!!!!!!!!! she fainted and hit the deck..
who was running around like a headless chicken..as the air-craft was due to land in Shannon( under cover of darkness of course )'throw that wench into the hold, I will deal with her later' he yelled to anyone who could be arsed listening... the largest Pilot she ever saw stepped forward and.....
lunged at her while ripping off his aptly named jump suit. He whipped out his joystick and minx said shouldnt that be attached to the plane. Fuck he said you are right as the plane nosedived. He held her close and his joystick poked into her as he whispered in her ear lets go down together. To hell with that said minx and grabbing a parachute and giving a last longing look at his joystick she leapt from ...............
the air-craft, snagging the parachute on the door!.... as it glided towards Shannon, her skirt blew up around her head, the tallest air-man leaned out,to try and save her dignity *titter* and she could swear she heard the assembled mass roar'bejayus is that Lankyisme from swing?'..... looking up she saw him grin and .......
realised that it was not far to tipperary and with a fair wind she could land in the haystack Muldern's garden ... would he have his "officer & gentleman" outfit ready to carry her into the hayshed & help her get out of the parachute & suitably named jump suit ...but first she had to check her make-up...dont want your lippy on croked ... need to be looking your best if you are to be rescued by an officer &hopefully he is no gent...
alas the wind took up, and she was blown to the East(she thought), was that a statue she could see in the distance?, and thousands of people on their knees?.. , the parachute began to tear, she decended at speed..mmmmmmm nice pocket of wind.....looking down she heard the crowd gasp and whisper....
Can it really be her.... They had heard rumours, but never believed.
Mary Minx Poppins had developed an interest in eastern cultures after the nice Yogi had shown her some yoga positions & given her a copy of the Karma Sultra.... 69 positions! Who ever could have imagined... She only knew 3 & nice girls didnt do #3 to often
but she was no nice girl, and was determined to show the Yogi just how far she had worked through the book.......
Floating down into the crowd, she yanked up her parachute, and threw it to a guy standing to her left, bloody hell she thought, he was a tall one, and he was grinning at her..did she know him? he was wearing a long gown.... was he on stilts she wondered?...she walked up to him and....
he said Hi it me Lankyisme from swing ... fancy meeting you here ... I am on retreat here .... meditate 3 times a day & only eat vegetarian food ... great craic you should try it ....e join in in this evenings tantric meditation ... but you know it is celibate here I haven't had a ride in weeks, wouldnt mind but the women are so hot ... glad you dropped in I have the hand worn of me....
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm she thought, seeing lankyisme throguh new eyes, veggies, tantric sex, women!!! a hand worn off him, she had landed on her feet, grabbing him by the frock, she yanked him behind the nearest statue..'right lanky give me page 52 of the good book and spare no details!!!!!' she roared, the crowd gasped and rushed behind the statue just in time to see lanky take out his....
'fook your soul, Lanky, pull up a chair, and a Dvd player,'! she pooped in her video, threw Lanky onto the and told him to watch carefuly...Lanky dropped his beads, in his own life he had never known such uses for asimple chair,(he was was a simple guy at heart), the amassed crowd, looked to the East for the shame of what they were witnessing and ...
wondered who was this Minx ... this she devil ... how had she discovered the Eastern Promise ... the secrets ... and now on video for all to see ... was she really taking the sacred phallus in her mouth ... were her fingers really in his ass ... the sacred lankisme was stirring in his seat ... an eruption of sacred juice was iminent ... the crowd rushed forward ... this Minx was indeed a goddess for she had succeeded where no other woman had ... they would take her away and fill her with more knowledge ... she would meet the sacred one and be filled with his ........
'He can fook right off' she yelled, Lankyisme is more than enough for any woman, 'Yogi disperse this crowd immediately, and find me and Lanky a room, we have a lot to catch on'...Dragging Lanky along by his legs she stormed through the crowd, she was tired of this toing and froing, Lanky was about to get blitzed big-time....
but I have taken a vow of chastity said Lanky ...I am here for salvation ... to atone for my past life ... I am no longer the nam you once knew ... my life as a Porn Star was un-full filling ... I seek more ... the Yogi has the secret ... Minx there is nothing you can do ... see not even a little rise yet ...you would have more luck with a snowman ... I am pure of spirit & mind now ... you are a she-devil ... my past is behind me ...
Miss Minx... Captain has just informed me we have reached cruising altitude ... I do believe it is time to start the Mile Hight AGM ... would you care to join me in the VIP area ... it has been reserved especially for new member induction ... while there you might like to give the members a hand shake ... our female flight crew will also be getting their Mile High Wings today ... right to the VIP deck ...
