Unsubstantiated reports of seismic activity in Dublin....
Lucylovesit, AmberX, Sexysandra and Midnightchat were distraught on Sunday to discover that they had been slap bang in the middle of some uncharacteristic earth shifts. It would seem that the force of this shift was severe enough to rattle the windows but not cause a full blow out!
The local council are now investigating the possibility that there is damage to the sewer pipes as there were reports of an intolerable smell; so pungent that it almost clung to your clothes (if you were wearing any).
It has been suggested that one couple in particular are so traumatised by the sheer force of this earth tremor and their proximity to it that they have now relocated to another swing site.
As yet admin have not confirmed whether there is any need for alarm on the swing community's part but the story is quickly gaining momentum, with the tremor now being known as ...................
LETME RIPPER
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Seismic activity in Dublin.
omg crying here,,,i do recall the tremor,,,but i do have to say,,,i think it was more than a tremor,,,thre was a lot of broken glass from the force of the wind that picked up after the ripper,,,,,the after shock is believed to have been felt in portugal ,,,thankfully no fatalities were reported at this time,,,
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LETME RIPPER,,all aid greatfully accepted new underwear for the survivors may be necessary 
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LETME RIPPER,,all aid greatfully accepted new underwear for the survivors may be necessary :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: 
Sex God
ah, so thats why me sacred heart picture fell off the wall
Dear friends (lucylovesit, amberx, sexysandra and midnight chat). I'm traumatised and relieved in equal measures to hear of your ordeal at the weekend. Relieved because it does explain somewhat some other events of the night – there were suspected tremors in my room among others and I personally witnessed more than one other victim going to bed in one room and waking up in another, which can only be a byproduct of the aforementioned seismic activity. However, I’m most distressed to read about what those in the immediate vicinity of the ripper had to endure. Now I know you have pointed out that admin have not yet confirmed whether there is cause for alarm, and thankfully, as you rightly say mid, there were no fatalities, but I for one cannot help thinking “what if?†As the idea of losing any of you is so intolerable, (well, before I have carnal knowledge of you anyway) I’ve taken the liberty of doing some research so that we have an emergency response procedure in place should any of our dear friends find themselves in a similar position again.
Treatment of Shock suitable for victims of seismic activity
DO NOT leave the casualty unattended. Reassure the casualty constantly.
the casualty down, keeping the head low.
and support the casualty’s legs (be careful if suspecting a fracture).
tight clothing, braces, straps or belts, in order to reduce constriction at the neck, chest and waist (strip entirely if possible).
the casualty from cold, both above and below. Lie on top of casualty and blow on them if necessary. 5. contact the
the emergency service (or s4i security agent).
and record breathing, pulse and level of response.
prepared to resuscitate the casualty if required.
agent Eden
Treatment of Shock suitable for victims of seismic activity
DO NOT leave the casualty unattended. Reassure the casualty constantly.
the casualty down, keeping the head low.
and support the casualty’s legs (be careful if suspecting a fracture).
tight clothing, braces, straps or belts, in order to reduce constriction at the neck, chest and waist (strip entirely if possible).
the casualty from cold, both above and below. Lie on top of casualty and blow on them if necessary. 5. contact the
the emergency service (or s4i security agent).
and record breathing, pulse and level of response.
prepared to resuscitate the casualty if required.
agent Eden
Quote by user=midnightchat
Unsubstantiated reports of seismic activity in Dublin....
Lucylovesit, AmberX, Sexysandra and Midnightchat were distraught on Sunday to discover that they had been slap bang in the middle of some uncharacteristic earth shifts. It would seem that the force of this shift was severe enough to rattle the windows but not cause a full blow out!
The local council are now investigating the possibility that there is damage to the sewer pipes as there were reports of an intolerable smell; so pungent that it almost clung to your clothes (if you were wearing any).
It has been suggested that one couple in particular are so traumatised by the sheer force of this earth tremor and their proximity to it that they have now relocated to another swing site.
As yet admin have not confirmed whether there is any need for alarm on the swing community's part but the story is quickly gaining momentum, with the tremor now being known as ...................
LETME RIPPER
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Mid i am so gonna kill you for this ya minx......
:sparring::sparring:Oh well there goes my reputation, everyone will be worried about being in the same area as me now in case it happens again lol lol :upset::upset:
Has anyone seen the traumatised cpl????? (It just happened, i didnt mean for it too, though)they were lovely hope i havent scared them off.......:scared: :scared:
The Ripper :grin::grin:
eden and sandra,,,,hey this thread is about the LETME RIPPER,,:moon: dont bring my knickers or should i say lack of into it ,,,:smitten:
,,,but have to say,,good point eden 
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cloud ,,poor mrs letme ,,,she may need a mask,,,:giggle:,,bet the dog in the kennel last few days lol :haha:
,,,but have to say,,good point eden :whistling:
cloud ,,poor mrs letme ,,,she may need a mask,,,:giggle:,,bet the dog in the kennel last few days lol :haha: 
Anyhow rite thats enough about me and me :upset: .......... who else is there that we can we rip in to now :doh::doh: lol lol lol
- but it's my favourite post of all time and it deserves to be bumped!:worship:eden well done for the bump,,it makes me cry lalughing every time,,,,i can still hear mrs letme say,,,,mr letme,,",there still here" :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::sticky::sticky::sticky:
by far the most hillarious and uplifting post on here ,,so good to see it RIP to the top again ,,sory couldent resist !!!!!!!!!!! 