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Feuf! Got me a bit worried there Ding ... ;)
Being a pervert is a prerequisite for being on here.
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Being a pervert is a prerequisite for being on here.

Knew there was a reason we felt at home here:haha:
when I see people park cars outside shops/petrol stations with the keys in ignition and engine running I want to take they're car, just to teach the eejits a lesson that its idiotic leaving them unattended and ripe for the taking.....havent quiet plucks up the bollix to do so yet, but one day I shall...** evil laugh**
:giggle: Titan, make sure they have paid for the petrol first...or you will be done for nicking the petrol too. I hate to see people with their fog lamps, front or back, on when there is no fog
INCESSANT CHANNEL CHANGING!! People who switch over to watch something else at the ad break.. With all the +1 channels, i like to have my tv programming all set out (especially on Mondays & Tuesdays - corrie, greys, desp housewives, ANTM etc) but I cannot BEAR if someone turns over to the programme I want to watch in an hour on +1 during the ads.. Usually results in me leaving the room in a sulk. - or watches the last half an hour of something I want to see from start to finish - does this post make any sense???:uhoh: My Name Is Anna And I'm A Control Freak :-o
Yes Anna your post makes perfect sense. Teddy is a nightmare with the tv remote, he can be watching something and go to the guide on the tv to see what is on the other channels. Nothing worse when your trying to watch something and you have a blue strip on the bottom of the screen flickering with what else is on, gets my goat right up lol
Its a man thing. If we have something in our hands we have to play with it.
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Its a man thing. If we have something in our hands we have to play with it.

:giggle:
I put it down to a short attention span also...:lol2:
Raven, moral of the story. . . Take the batteries out of the remote lol x x
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Yes Anna your post makes perfect sense. Teddy is a nightmare with the tv remote, he can be watching something and go to the guide on the tv to see what is on the other channels. Nothing worse when your trying to watch something and you have a blue strip on the bottom of the screen flickering with what else is on, gets my goat right up lol
I never reveal secrets sorry :evil2:
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Mjjxxx a true friend and will be missed x x x
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I am gone..............huge hugs to all I had the pleasure of meeting in the last few months.
Mjj x x x x
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Its a man thing. If we have something in our hands we have to play with it.

:giggle:
I put it down to a short attention span also...:lol2:
OCD anyone....bolt
Take the battries out and hit him over the head with the remote:fury:
Can anyone remember the pre-remote tellys.... well there was a ferguson with a touch panel to change the stations,.. they were great because if you wet your finger and picked a station...NO one could change it for a half hourbolt
I don't know the word to the Nation Anthem or to Irelands Call & the 6 nations starting in 2 weeks
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I don't know the word to the Nation Anthem or to Irelands Call & the 6 nations starting in 2 weeks

You better get learning so alan :giggle:
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I don't know the word to the Nation Anthem or to Irelands Call & the 6 nations starting in 2 weeks

:fury::mad:banghead:doh::kick:poke:sparring::taz::upset:
Oh Alan you bold bold man:taz:
Good thing i`m not in a bad mood or never mind letting off steam it would be coming out of my ears:censored:
Best idea i have for you....better not write it on second thoughts so to be nice....mime it, and if you hear bits you do know sing them loudly so no one knows you dont know our national anthem...oh the shame:taz:
I have googled them...learning them now...& putting on my ipod...lol...will I whisper sweet national anthems in your ear raven
I am afraid of water going over my head:cry::cry: Reason I rarely use showers ( note to others I use the bath! ).. I was pushed into a swimming pool when I was only 10:cry: and never got over the horrible feeling of thinking I was going to drown:cry: When I do use a shower I have to tip my head back:doh: And I still can't bloody swimrotflmao
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I am afraid of water going over my head:cry::cry:
Reason I rarely use showers ( note to others I use the bath! )..
I was pushed into a swimming pool when I was only 10:cry: and never got over the horrible feeling of thinking I was going to drown:cry:
When I do use a shower I have to tip my head back:doh:
And I still can't bloody swimrotflmao

Virgo we must have been seperated at birth. I wasn't pushed in water but I tilt my head back if in a shower. I scrunch my face up like it's acid coming out of the shower head. And heaven forbid any goes up my nose or I nearly drown. Needless to say I can't swim
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I am afraid of water going over my head:cry::cry:
Reason I rarely use showers ( note to others I use the bath! )..
I was pushed into a swimming pool when I was only 10:cry: and never got over the horrible feeling of thinking I was going to drown:cry:
When I do use a shower I have to tip my head back:doh:
And I still can't bloody swimrotflmao

Same thing as that Virgo Pushed in a pool when I was 10 and couldnt swim, took me ages to overcome it, But I slowly got over it, still an apprehensive swimmer and ecking hate the water up the nose. ** flicks water across the top of the pool at Midnight**bolt
Aren't you brave Titan when you have me at a disadvantage, wait til we get out and I start towel flicking ............
Lets see ya flick a jumbo beach towel........:laughabove:
Quote by user=Virgogirl
I am afraid of water going over my head:cry::cry:
Reason I rarely use showers ( note to others I use the bath! )..
I was pushed into a swimming pool when I was only 10:cry: and never got over the horrible feeling of thinking I was going to drown:cry:
When I do use a shower I have to tip my head back:doh:
And I still can't bloody swimrotflmao

I too hate water on my face and tilt my head back in a shower or face facing towards floor and hold breath while washing hair :doh:, cant ever remember having a bad experience with water also hate with it goes up nose or into my ears... but have just this week signed up for swimming lessons to see if i can get over this
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Lets see ya flick a jumbo beach towel........:laughabove:


Let me see you in your mankini and I'll show ya my jumbo towel
.....you don't ever want to see me in a mankini.....I wouldnt be so cruel to humanity :O ** now where did I leave my 'Elephant thong'????**
I can't stand salt and vinegar flavour crisps (but dont tell anybody cause everybody likes then right?) biggrin:O. Or with some brands vinegar crisp with a grain of salt if you're lucky. The salt flavour is as rare as a willy wonka golden ticket. If you want potatoes with vinegar go to your local chippers and get a single with the option of a spice burger on the side to soak up the alcohol of course.:lick:
I love being feed chocolate biscuits by a beautiful woman :bounce: