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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever
12.. It is the reason why people smile!
I thought this was an 'Ian Dury and the blockheads' song, then I remebered that was reasons to be cheerful(or was it eat alpen?) great fun?
14.. It is what we were given a gspot for....
15.. Beats going to Tescos for a pic n mix..
it saves ruining a good night in front of the fire when its cold outside
There's a huge spider in my pants, you'll have to take them off and rub every thing ...vigorously
cos your horny as hell!!!!
21. It's been a whole day since the last time.
[quote user=CoolHand]21. It's been a whole day since the last time.[/quote.:rascal:
conversation died and no football on the telly:giggle:
because there just happens to be a powercut even if it is day time lol
cos it drowns out the sound of the neighbours dog barking
coz it's there, and u can lol :doggy:
It's better than talking about work. It hides the fact that pressies and flowers haven't been bought for the lady. Men like to make her sleep on the gooey stuff. It's less abrasive than wanking (...usuallysmile) It makes a good excuse for when the next time you have sex, you aren't that good because you're knackered from the last time and so on and so forth.....get the picture. jo
:small-print: because i need to be experienced to be believed ...lol
I always find Horniness a good incentive.biggrin
it helps burn off the calories from the four bars of chocolate that you just ate.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. Because you have just met someone, whom you want to shag desperately:lickface:
because every time I stand just inches from my man....i just cant help myself...made worse when he is at work bouncing on a saturday night and i cant touch him if I'm there....makes the build up to when he arrives back afterwards all the better.
:smile2: cause your trying to make a baby
I'll tell you afterwards... ;-)
you're a star/eastenders/pat kenny is on telly
..........to change the topic of conversation :-D