Because you really , really, really want to, but can't .............................yet:lick:
because of the price of oil
because your a horny bitch,
miss piggy lol
(double meaning and a private joke)
and its a great way of getting out of cooking dinner
Because I need an excuse to have a wash with my Two for price of One shower gel bargains.
Or maybe simply because I wouldn't bother washing otherwise. :O
Pooh. Did I life my arm to reach for the 'W' key?
jo
... because your other half claims that she can take you through the whole Kama Sutra in an evening.
what else would ya do on a sunday morning? go to mass? dont think so :evil2:
:rotflmao:
