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Lying idly in bed this am it occured to me that the art of a good blow job is rarely recognised or celebrated, well except by the guy on the recieving end.. Masterchef, Mastermind et al bombards us with the perfect cook, the most amazing mind, so why not applaud the girl or guy who can send another to dizzy heights of sexual pleasure... So share your tecniques here, what is the secret of the perfect blow job?
:Pjust have to say the most mind blowing lol blowjob i ever had was at a club that had a gropers coner that was pitch dark so ye didnt know who was who ,and i was blew by a lassie ( it was a female i felt her diddies lol) with a tounge stud i have never felt b4 or after a blowjob like it deffo 10 out of 10 ,been trying to get mrs to pierce her tounge since :smoke:
well folks ....im useless at it .....any tips welcome ...lol
Guaranteed to produce the spermies.. Take hold of cock, push down shaft with mouth then grip tightly at base with cupped hand.... Run tongue around rim, flicking slowly over the japs eye putting slight pressure with lips.. Slowly plunge your mouth full down to base, a small swallow when full in mouth, gently wank said cock in throat, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...:lick:
You're hired Golden knickers lol.
In the name of sweet devine jesus all the holy saints and anyone else with a Willie Offally could even fell ur lipstick with that definition you are so Hired lol
i thibk the guys like your version offally :giggle:
Hmmm interesting deductions so far, only one person has recieved a blow job, one has given , two want a blow-job, one admits to being not good at the job and another has picked up on the fact that two want one.. It's a swing site ffs does no one, man or woman give a blow-job these days:uhoh:
Nah I think theyre all too shy Offaly, and dont want to give away theyre secrets...unfortounately, I wouldnt mind I was hoping the thread would be bustling with activity helping me to be able to narrow down my 'who to do' list.:small-print:
i was told i give a very professional blowjob, what ever that means,:huh: i dont care, im taking it as a compliment , :haha:
I have always been told I give a good blojob even from my very first blo job! I think it helps if the girl watches lots of porn! It has to be very wet, lots of saliva, there has to be a steady exertion of pressure using ur lips, being careful not to let ur teeth touch it unless they like that lol....there has to be lots of eyecontact looking up with sexy eyes, that usually hardens the man lol and soft rhythymic wanking between high pressure blojobbin haha
oh and it is very important that the girl is actually enjoying giving the blojob and moans or plays with herself while giving it
Delightfully put Donna especially the additional bit xxxxx
Well nice to see donnas well up on the no teeth thing, many the good bj ruined by teeth scraping, also the woman has to really love doing it in my opinion I know some that just go through the motions and I'd not be shy to say, 'Listen lets try something else'. Rather get no BJ than a half arsed one being done because the woman thinks its expected of her. Oh and as for eye contact, feck, It add's so much to the experience.
well titan i have to agree.. as they say one will always be good at what they like doing...:giggle::giggle::giggle: nothing else to say here :-o
Hi Peeps, I must say for me ....its totally a mood thing...i.e. the giver and receiver in sync....and enjoying.... if its sloppy..good...if its quick and intense it's good too... can't agree with the earlier post..that some are better than other's..or mimicks a porno... ...just enjoy ... cheers F xx
From a guys perspective .... is there such thing as a bad blow job ...lol They all good but some are better than others i suppose. Am still searching for the ultimate one. The things i have to do in the name of research. Sean xx
Why dont we get the guys to share what they feel is the ultimate BJ as well as ppl giving technique tips, then maybe sean if he's lucky may just get it :evil2:
ladies have u any tips for the guys when they go muff diving ... after all it should be give n give...mmm ...:lick:
The ultimate blowjob: My most favourable memory is having two fems one, sucking the tip, and stroking and the other underneath licking my scrotum, being forceful, was heaven personified. lead to greater things. On a personal note, its easy for guys to cum, I am a strong believer in that a BJ is only right when the female wants it too, I am not into a quick suck for instant relief, there is more pleasure for both parties if it is long drawn out and very sensual. As a Bi Male I have given same, my past experiences have taught me well. My two pennies. Padds
I think the best bj's I give are when I am getting it too ie. 69 maybe its the whole sucking n thrusting thing just so so so sexy that when I am turned on I cant drag myself away from it! I think guys like their balls being caressed and sucked too nice and softly. As for my own pleasureable experience one of the best oral experiences I had was with a pierced tongue mmm still makes me tingle when i think of it.:devil:
a little bird gave me a good tip .... the joys of airwaves chewing gum ...best chewed immediately before commencing ...works well on both guys and gals ......
well would love one donnas bjs now sillyhwoar::doggy:
I wonder if an ad agency might consider this as the campaign to up the sales of airwaves chewing gum ... i wud definately buy sum
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a little bird gave me a good tip .... the joys of airwaves chewing gum ...best chewed immediately before commencing ...works well on both guys and gals ......
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a little bird gave me a good tip .... the joys of airwaves chewing gum ...best chewed immediately before commencing ...works well on both guys and gals ......

Had a certain Person who shall remain nameless give me a Bj while having creme de Ment in her Mouth, similar affect Ava.
Well for me, as a few before me have said, i get my pleasure mainly in the fact that the lady wants to have my cock in her Mouth, caressing it with her tongue, worshipping it if you like, and eye contact...oh my lord, nothing like eye contact when getting a BJ, as for 69, I find it hard to enjoy them, I prefer to concentrate my efforts on the ladies pleasure withouth being distracted by the sensations I might be getting at the same time.
Light stroking of the ball sac with Long nails is magical too....christ i need me kleenex....nurse!!!!!
Had a certain Person who shall remain nameless give me a Bj while having creme de Ment in her Mouth, similar affect Ava:uhoh:drinkies:lick:
Hmmmm, I wonder what I would have to do to get a blowjob from this same nameless person?? worship
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Had a certain Person who shall remain nameless give me a Bj while having creme de Ment in her Mouth, similar affect Ava:uhoh:drinkies:lick:
Titan says
Hmm whats that in the green bottles them smileys drinking Offally?innocent
....adds creme de menthe to the cocktail cabinet....
toothpaste or minty chewing gum works, yougart and chocolate too, and for special effect a sparkler up his arse or whatever else you have at hand, ideas on the back of a fiver forwarded to my address