MasterBlowJob Thread...

2 Jul 2009

Quote by user=barbarella
I think the best bj's I give are when I am getting it too ie. 69 maybe its the whole sucking n thrusting thing just so so so sexy that when I am turned on I cant drag myself away from it! I think guys like their balls being caressed and sucked too nice and softly. As for my own pleasureable experience one of the best oral experiences I had was with a pierced tongue mmm still makes me tingle when i think of it.:devil:

note to self - get tounge peirced for babs biggrin

3 Jul 2009

Shopping List: :mrgreen: Nails (longer the better) chewing gum I will leave me teeth out just encase, now all I need is someone who actually wants the swing4I homemade blowjob!! innocent

3 Jul 2009

I volunteer!

3 Jul 2009

Amber you forgot the creme de menthe!!!!!!!!

3 Jul 2009

An ice cube in the mouth does wonders for both male and females especially when they don't know you have it in your mouth :wave2::wave2:

3 Jul 2009

:clap: :evil2: :moon:

Quote by user=bonkinbabe
toothpaste or minty chewing gum works,
yougart and chocolate too,
and for special effect a sparkler up his arse
or whatever else you have at hand,
ideas on the back of a fiver forwarded to my address

4 Jul 2009

Recent Survey Into Blow Jobs & Why Men Like Them 6% Like The Feeling 12% Like The Excitement 82% Just Like The Silence bolt

4 Jul 2009

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:

5 Jul 2009

Quote by user=sean0001
From a guys perspective .... is there such thing as a bad blow job ...lol
-------
Sean xx

YES there is definately such a thing as a bad blow job...
1. She doesnt enjoy giving BJ's. In which case I just cant find it enjoyable to recieve :wank:
2. She seeems to think she is a blow job queen and thus can not handle gently direction, as every guy has preferences. Is there anything worse than having to pull someone off your cock cause they are actually hurting you? banghead

Maybe its just me that has had bad experiences! :-?
But gar damn it the good ones make up for it!!!!!!!! :inlove:

6 Jul 2009

sean0001 says: From a guys perspective .... is there such thing as a bad blow job ...lol ------- Sean xx but girls is there such a thing as a bad "licking" this is after all an educational thread so considered thoughtful answers in words of 1 syllable for us guys

7 Jul 2009

as the lady dogs dont give Bj's he has to look after himself ... probably lucky guys are not double jointed ...:evil2: but ladies I am sure there have been times when even with directions you just wanted to squish that head (like a watermelon) between ur legs.. rotflmao

7 Jul 2009

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: I new good advice was to be found here...:notes: note to self ... its not a stamp....:thrilled:

18 Jul 2009

One of the most useful tips I read a while back on how to give a good bj, was to treat it like an ice cream cone instead of an ice lolly. An ice lolly you just suck lightly up and down, but an when eating an ice cream you use much firmer more deliberate strokes, you swirl your tongue around more. Anyhoo, guys seem to vary a lot with what they like in this department but this basic technique has been well recieved thus far.

18 Jul 2009

Quote by user=newbie9
One of the most useful tips I read a while back on how to give a good bj, was to treat it like an ice cream cone instead of an ice lolly. An ice lolly you just suck lightly up and down, but an when eating an ice cream you use much firmer more deliberate strokes, you swirl your tongue around more. Anyhoo, guys seem to vary a lot with what they like in this department but this basic technique has been well recieved thus far.

yeah, watch where you stick the flake though love...

18 Jul 2009

Quote by user=lovebird
the worst is when some guy tells ya 'i loveeeee to give women my thing' when in fact he seems to be licking a stamp(and its the same area covered!!)thats when i feel like handing him a letter....'here go post that for me'....

very funny, lb. i try to cover more of a postcard-sized area meself - a clitoris is a delicate thing.

18 Jul 2009

well..... rumour has it I give great bj's, and I was told once if there was a bj olympics I'd win the gold medal innocent

Anyhoo..... For me, I love to be on my knees while he stands in front of me, looking him straight in the eye, seeing the smile pull at the corners of his mouth, hearing him moan quietly. It's about starting off slow and gentle, his cock going deeper into your mouth with each stroke, flicking ur tongue over the head of his cock, then running it up his cock before taking his balls in your mouth. Then when he's nice and wet, pull back so he can see the precum drip off your tongue and onto his cock, before licking, sucking and wanking his cock til you feel him throb in your mouth and his knees go weak :whistling:

18 Jul 2009

christ, reading that was almost as good

18 Jul 2009

believe me sexford, the real thing is even better :smile2:

18 Jul 2009

i don't doubt it although i suspect olympic gold would go to negella lawson

18 Jul 2009

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Nigella ... didn't know you could cook a blow job ... I have her receipt book and lots of receipts of what to do with fillet beef :small-print: but Bj doesn't seem to be one of them ... maybe in her next TV series she might supply the list of essential ingredients :notes: for a Olympic Medal winning BJ.. :clap:

18 Jul 2009

Offaly and Donnas decriptions were spot on. Especially Donnas! I also love getting one while 69'n While technically, i guess there is no such thing as a bad blowjob, I find if the girl doing it to me isnt enjoying it (doing it just cus) it kind of defeats the purpose. I get turned on more when she is enjoying herself

19 Jul 2009

Quote by user=newbie9
One of the most useful tips I read a while back on how to give a good bj, was to treat it like an ice cream cone instead of an ice lolly. An ice lolly you just suck lightly up and down, but an when eating an ice cream you use much firmer more deliberate strokes, you swirl your tongue around more. Anyhoo, guys seem to vary a lot with what they like in this department but this basic technique has been well recieved thus far.

Liking you more each minute newbie!! biggrin

19 Jul 2009

Quote by user=alan-ball
didn't know you could cook a blow job

you might not be able to cook a blow-job but you can certainly stew your plums...

20 Jul 2009

well i think there definately is a bad lick out alan!!! As lovebird said, some focus on one part and for me most of the time it isnt even my clitoris...or they go down before your even ready, then it just tickles and feels weird!! I dont think I can give a good lickout but i need practice u see....

27 Aug 2009

well donna you give the best head i have ever came across

28 Aug 2009

I thought this thread ended when the Airwaves ran out...:P

29 Aug 2009

May i suggest Creme De Menthe Alan:giggle:

29 Aug 2009

according to Billy Connolly the Pope drinks Creme de Menthe drinkies

... so would it be a sin to use the alcholic minty green drink for a BJ ... or would minty Listereen just be a cheaper less sinful option.:P

29 Aug 2009

Quote by user=alan-ball
according to Billy Connolly the Pope drinks Creme de Menthe ...
so would it be a sin to use the alcholic minty green drink for a BJ ... or would minty Listereen just be a cheaper less sinful option.:P

Alan, A mouthful of Creme de Menthe with crushed ice over something warm is not a sin, it is one of life's simple pleasures:grin:

29 Aug 2009

Quote by user=alan-ball
according to Billy Connolly the Pope drinks Creme de Menthe ...
so would it be a sin to use the alcholic minty green drink for a BJ ... or would minty Listereen just be a cheaper less sinful option.:P

Minty Listereen :O, that stuff burns the mouth off of me, I don't even want to think what it would do on a more 'sensitive' area!!!!
Th effects of having a cold drink & a hot drink handy during blowjobs, & alternating the 2 can be very pleasant. Not too hot though, or you might have a bit of explaining to do in A&E innocent