As men we like to think we are in control but we always end up the puppets and the woman the puppeteers, so the little lies that woman tell men are to reassure us and let us think that we are the ones who are pulling the strings. Little lies like
Ah its big! Really it is, much bigger then your fathers.
You're right dear
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No7 welcome back, not sure what your post is related too? Are you talking about Muppets? If so, there are plenty on here !
Quote by user=numberseven
As men we like to think we are in control but we always end up the puppets and the woman the puppeteers, so the little lies that woman tell men are to reassure us and let us think that we are the ones who are pulling the strings. Little lies like
Ah its big! Really it is, much bigger then your fathers.
You're right dear
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No7 welcome back, not sure what your post is related too? Are you talking about Muppets? If so, there are plenty on here ! As men we like to think we are in control but we always end up the puppets and the woman the puppeteers, so the little lies that woman tell men are to reassure us and let us think that we are the ones who are pulling the strings. Little lies like
Ah its big! Really it is, much bigger then your fathers.
You're right dear
Thats a quiet an all encompassing statement to make.
Not in the slightest bit fair to the majority genuine people on the site.
Titan, I simply replied to a users post, and I will stick by my previous post that mentioned the Word "Muppet" simply because there are unfortunately users on here that constantly hurl abuse, offend and upset, if the site where free of those same people would there be a need for a Mod team, I think not, so in essence all encompassing, like you, I am entitled to my opinion, allbeit something you like or dislike?
Thats a quiet an all encompassing statement to make.
Not in the slightest bit fair to the majority genuine people on the site.
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No7 welcome back, not sure what your post is related too? Are you talking about Muppets? If so, there are plenty on here ! As men we like to think we are in control but we always end up the puppets and the woman the puppeteers, so the little lies that woman tell men are to reassure us and let us think that we are the ones who are pulling the strings. Little lies like
Ah its big! Really it is, much bigger then your fathers.
You're right dear
Thats a quiet an all encompassing statement to make.
Not in the slightest bit fair to the majority genuine people on the site.
He has a big one and can shag like shergar, Quote by user=numberseven
lol.. Thanks Happy...........Ah just the little white lies that woman tell men, like, "your mother is sweet" or "really honey it is big"
Numberseven,little white lies are the fabric of life,an impassible obstacle on the road to happiness,a necessary evil which I must admit I feel is not limited to us of the fairer sex,Ive known many a man who used little white lies to keep me sweet and in the same was i played along with in order to keep the peace knowing too well he wasnt being completely honest...I must admit that Id never lie about a partners bits after all its not the size but how we use it that really matters,my lies usually involve hiding my feeling on certain subjects either to protect myself or to protect the person asking me the never use a lie to hurt or betray only to protect and keep peace such is life and as i stated earlier to me I feel its just a necessary evil.
As for bigger then ur Father's:huh:.....(some story ud like to share?)
I might be naughty but Id have to draw the line at partners relative.......:scared:
:eek: Quote by user=naughtyelle
lol.. Thanks Happy...........Ah just the little white lies that woman tell men, like, "your mother is sweet" or "really honey it is big"
Numberseven,little white lies are the fabric of life,an impassible obstacle on the road to happiness,a necessary evil which I must admit I feel is not limited to us of the fairer sex,Ive known many a man who used little white lies to keep me sweet and in the same was i played along with in order to keep the peace knowing too well he wasnt being completely honest...I must admit that Id never lie about a partners bits after all its not the size but how we use it that really matters,my lies usually involve hiding my feeling on certain subjects either to protect myself or to protect the person asking me the never use a lie to hurt or betray only to protect and keep peace such is life and as i stated earlier to me I feel its just a necessary evil.
As for bigger then ur Father's:huh:.....(some story ud like to share?)
I might be naughty but Id have to draw the line at partners relative.......:scared:
:eek:Here's to an honest woman:clap::clap::clap:
TOP TEN LICCLE LIES WOMAN TELL MEN.
10: I DONT MIND WATCHING SPORTS WITH YOU. This is why you have a girlfriend. She will do something she doesn’t like to please you.
Why she lies: To establish a rapport with you on something that is decidedly you’re territory. It’s sweet of her.
What you should do: Enjoy it for a while, but if you notice a dip in enthusiasm, start giving her outs, like: “hey, didn’t you want to visit Sheila tonight? I’ll be fine with the
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9: IM FINE. Oh no she’s not. If she’s using that terse, sharp tone – you know the one, when it sounds like you could use her voice to cut glass – she isn’t fine.
Why she lies: She thinks you should know what she’s not fine about. You insensitive jerk.
What you should do: Gently feel around the issue and try to figure out just what might be wrong
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8: IM NOT MAD: This is a lie closely related to #9. This generally happens after you’ve had a fight or disagreement, right? You may be 100% in the right, and eventually, the lady temper might come around to your point of view. Don’t hold your breath. Just apologize vaguely and give her some space.
Why she lies: She’s waiting for you to apologize for being a jerk.
What you should do: Give her some time to cool down and think things
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7: I HAVENT SLEEP WITH TOO MANY MEN: This may or may not be true and it’s none of your business and shame on you for asking! Your partner’s sexual history does have some relevance to you – safety and hygiene and all that noise, but seriously – the details are not important, and your lady doesn’t want to feel promiscuous. Moreover – she doesn’t want to think that you think she’s promiscuous. Or she’s worried you’ll start asking about who was better in bed than may or may not be true and it’s none of your business and shame on you for asking! Your partner’s sexual history does have some relevance to you – safety and hygiene and all that noise, but seriously – the details are not important, and your lady doesn’t want to feel promiscuous. Moreover – she doesn’t want to think that you think she’s promiscuous. Or she’s worried you’ll start asking about who was better in bed than you.
Why she lies: A little bit of self-protection here.
What you should do: Take what she says about her sexual history at face value and wear protection until there’s a ring on her finger.
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6: I DONT MIND IF YOU GO TO THE STRIP CLUB WITH THE LADS: The modern woman understands that her boy-toy needs some visual variety once in awhile. Every once in awhile you’ll be with a girl who actually doesn’t mind. Or who will go with you! Usually though, it’s one of your behaviors that she barely tolerates and generally allows because a) she’s worried you’ll make a fuss about her being controlling or b) wants something from you in lady knows that if she doesn’t bat an eyelid about you stuffing dollar bills down a Pamela Anderson-look-alike’s g-string, you owe her. Big time.
Why she lies: Power. It’s about keeping it in her court.
What you should do: Take it as a trade-off – she gets the upper hand, you get to see tatas!
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5: I DONT MIND YOU LOOKING AT OTHER WOMAN: Oh liberated woman of today. Totally understanding and accepting of a man’s natural urge to appraise passing females. “Of course you can look,†we tell you gaily, “I don’t We do. We really, really want to believe that you have eyes only for us. Every time we see you having eye sex with a waitress, we die a little inside.
Why she lies: A genuine desire to be accepting of what is actually normal for men.
What you should do: Try to hide your admiring/flirting from your girl. Please.
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4: DONT WORRY IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE: This lie is an excellent multi-tasker. It can be brought out to make a man feel better about coming too soon, losing his job, burning the pasta sauce or losing 2 grand at poker. But it’s usually about coming too soon.
Then, she never means it. Ever. If you hear this coming out of your lady’s lips, feel shame. Deep, penetrating shame. Just kidding, of course. There are creams you can get to fix the problem. And it can happen to anyone.
Why she lies: To make you feel better.
What you should do: Get the freakin’ creams!
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3: IM NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING SERIOUSS NOW: A woman may say this and may even believe it. But you shouldn’t. Not for one single solitary minute. While there are women out there who like to date or have sex casually, they are so few and far between that finding one is comparable to finding Swarovski crystals at a church basement rummage sale.
There aren’t too many women who wouldn’t take something serious if it came along. On the other hand – she could despise you and not want to hurt your feelings. (Notice the “not wanting to hurt your feelings pattern?â€)
Why she lies: To seem hip and easy to be with, or to avoid telling you that she doesn’t like you at all.
What you should do: Watch her other, non-verbal cues to determine if she’s actually interested in casual dating or if the idea of kissing you repulses her
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2: I WOULDNT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU: She means that she likes you and appreciates many different aspects of your personality. Rest assured; she doesn’t love or even like everything. There are bound to be some things about you that drive her stark-raving mad. But because she likes you, she’s not going to mention them
Why she lies: You’re delicate, fragile male ego.
What you should do: Think about what would annoy you if you’re positions were reversed. Fix those things. Aim to never hear this again
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1: YOUR THE BEST SEX EVER: When asked how women determine what makes a man good in bed, I like to answer: proximity. The man I’ve been with the most recently is – for all intents and purposes (intents = I don’t want to hurt his feelings, purposes = I want to continue dating him) is the best, simply by dint of being of the moment. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. And so will your girlfriend.
Why she lies: Because if a girl tells her man that he’s not the best in bed, he might cry. And no one wants to see a grown man cry.
What you should do: Nothing. Take the compliment and feel like the wild stud you are.
Very true Naughtyelle, everyone lies both men and woman and too each other even if there liccle white lies. Its part and parcel of life. Anyone that says they don't are full of it shit.....Like yourself and most people i would lie to protect my feelings and others. The most obvious one is does my ass look big in this? She knows it does but still a little reassurance goes a along way.
