Mine is....
"Hi Pidds,,, you got big boobs then"
ffs
This is from a mail that was funny for all the right reasons, from someone who's mails I still look forward to reading;
'usually the best way to get into a woman's knickers is to make her laugh - which is coincidentally the reaction i usually get when i drop mine...'
This one tickled me recently:
"how about a younger guy to rock you oh ahd take a few days off after wards"
girls - i know ur all sying to meet him as well but against ur advice i think il pass- but if u want his username just drop me an email and il set ya all up.........lol
how about this for a mail that took some thought :lol2:
hi, lets fuck?
Can we listen to you shagging on the phone.
Now the phone is very very small and we couldnt possibly have sex on it.
a recent one i got reads
"I know you dont see single guys but can just i watch"
Yea right
:giggle:
The worst email i have had so far is the one where he tells me how wonderful and great he is. i will post down here now.....
Hi
I’m a nice. Intelligent and well-spoken guy. Not bad to look at either. And been called sexy a few
My work situation is finally calming down so I will have some time on my hands for fun.
I don’t have any trouble pulling girls but the problem is I don’t want a girlfriend at the moment. Just a friend. And lots of fun in the bedroom.
What i'm looking for is someone that is nice and decent. Can have a conversation and loves sex. But don’t want any real commitment. That wants to meet for a chat, maybe a few glasses of wine or a drink in the pub and finish the night off with some steamy sex.
I am always told that I am a great kisser and enjoy a bit of foreplay. I’m not really into anything weird. But don’t mind trying new things and experimenting a bit.
So if you’re in the same position. Nice and sane please get in touch. Bad as it may sound I don’t mind if you have a boyfriend and or just want a one off nsa session. I love sex and would be happy to meet.
When it comes to meeting ill leave it up to you to decide if you wanted to meet in a pub first to see if we gel or just go for it. I have done this a couple times before and comfortable with both
I will only reply with a face pic once I received one first. And that is only after knowing I am talking to someone real. I can accommodate or come to yours. I am very discreet and clean and expect the same.
*bumped* some classics here. . .
thanks Happy...needed a laugh after the break, just as the credit card bill has arrived....
plus some great ideas here on how to word that perfect message
Okay I don't normaly disclose mails , but as it came on another site there is no harm..
I have had an ac on a site for a few years now, I rarely go into it, just the odd time when Just before Xmas I logged in and there was a mail, now on the site I specificaly asked for guys 40-50, who live in N I got a mail from a man in Glasgow, he went into great detail about how much he admired my profile ect, he read my long profile details, claimed we shared the same interest in books, music ect...
At the end he added that my legs were astounding and if he were a younger man , he would give me a damn good He was feckin 71!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:scared:
Good lord! Virgo that was soo funny x
I'm just going to copy and paste this one, so sorry for not toning it down first. I had no previous contact with this guy. The mail says............'suppose theres no chance of you giving me a hand job and il finger you and make u cum. merry xmas '
That piece of throbbing erotic literature was sent to me on Christmas Eve. Oh the shame, and baby Jesus only around the corner.....
You can show us them so lol
oh I am planning to Raven:giggle:
Titan being the divil I am I had to respond. I asked him if he was drunk, he said yes. I asked if that line had ever worked before, he said no. Conversation ended with me telling him his request wasn't very ambitious and we left it at that :crazy:
I know us girls ask for imagination in e-mails but i think this is taking it to the extreme.......
:taz: 
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
For me that's right up there with -
"Would you like to meet a nice, good looking, genuine guy? - Tomorrow? or Now? or maybe Tomorrow? or Now? or maybe the day after? or Tomorrow?"
Goodlooking, Nice, Genuine and desperate!:wank:
Ffs.
