EMBARRASING MOMENTS HAVE YA HAD ANY

7 Dec 2010

HERE MINE WAS BOOKING OUT OF THE HOTEL THIS MORNING HIT THE CASE OF THE RECEPTION DESK AND MY VIBRATOR WENT OF lol

ON LOUD SPEED COULDNT FIND IT, :-o THE RECEPTIONIST ASKED ME WAS ALL OK I WAS SO RED HAD TO NIP INTO THE LOO TO FIND IT AND TAKE BATTERY OUT SO THERE WAS A LESSON TO LEARN , IN THIS I COULDNT WAIT TO GET OUT THE DOOR THE SMIRK ON THE RECEPTIONIST FACE TOLD IT ALL ,AND TO TOP IT OF TODAY MY SON FOUND A SMALLS BELONG TO ME UP HIS SLEEVE IN SCHOOL TODAY LOL:-o:-o

7 Dec 2010

Got on a Bus sat down beside me Gran Gave her a Big Kiss :lick: to realize it wasn't me Gran but a petrified old lady :-o.... was way too cool to get up so penned her in her seat gripping her handbag:giveup: until i got off at my stop ..... Not good innocent

8 Dec 2010

Oh God this budget is worse than I thought. Ding on public transport. Whatever next? And what hope is there for us on dns?:doh:

8 Dec 2010

Rest Assured Eden
The story is from a good few years back the effect is still current ...besides people who get the bus are Chauffeur driven to work every day in 170,000 euro vehicle ..... Me personally I Fly boink

My budget predicitions DNS will be empty by july 2011

8 Dec 2010

I once called a teacher "dad" in class back in 1st year. Never lived that down till I left school :-o

8 Dec 2010

Quote by user=vanity
HERE MINE WAS BOOKING OUT OF THE HOTEL THIS MORNING HIT THE CASE OF THE RECEPTION DESK AND MY VIBRATOR WENT OF ON LOUD SPEED COULDNT FIND IT, :-o THE RECEPTIONIST ASKED ME WAS ALL OK I WAS SO RED HAD TO NIP INTO THE LOO TO FIND IT AND TAKE BATTERY OUT SO THERE WAS A LESSON TO LEARN , IN THIS I COULDNT WAIT TO GET OUT THE DOOR THE SMIRK ON THE RECEPTIONIST FACE TOLD IT ALL ,AND TO TOP IT OF TODAY MY SON FOUND A SMALLS BELONG TO ME UP HIS SLEEVE IN SCHOOL TODAY LOL:-o:-o

When that happens me I just say it's the electric toothbrush.........Sat all through lunch one day listening to the bloody thing vibrate in my bag.

8 Dec 2010

I've had so many embarrassing moments I could fill a whole thread!!! Most of mine are due to my total lack of balance and natural clumsiness. Most recent one I popped out to grab a sandwich for lunch in the coffee shop near my work. The building is surrounded by glass Walls with two glass doors. For some bizarre reason they alternate which is used as a door and which is kept closed. Anyhoo the coffee shop was packed, ordered my sambo and was waiting for my coffee so I meant against the glass wall or what I thought was the wall only it was the door and I fell through and landed on my ass....... Totally mortified!!!

8 Dec 2010

mids like that one hun im just so glad wasnt anybody at the desk at the have had to do like your one outta the jungle bolt

:kick:

9 Dec 2010

love the tread vanity well they do love duracell bunnie, well here are two of our embarrasing moments the boss and i had a meet in a hotel one night with a single female, well all was arranged time and place so off we went only to discover when we got there it was one of my exs from my teens it was funny but what a night the boss and the ex got on great. Another was even closer to home it ended up it was our next door neighbour and we still are friends

9 Dec 2010

was standing at pedestrian crossing waiting for lights to change and caught out of the corner of my eye what i thought was a bin proceeded to put some rubbish i had in my hand into it only to discover to late it was an old dears shopping bag on wheels she was not impressed