Danger Wank

21 Jan 2010

Ok guys and girls .. another exploit into the world of forbidden sexual exploits... who has ever had a "Danger Wank" ??? what is a danger wank i hear you ask?? when you want a wuick release and there are people around.. downstairs , next door ?? smile

ya know what im talking about ... hee hee ... anyway its the fastest hand in the west and adds extra danger to getting caught ... who has done it (everbody biggrin

) and what was your most dangerous exploit ??

21 Jan 2010

to protect her dignity :grin: the above post is by Mr Doc ...

21 Jan 2010

Mr D does that not make you go blind? You will grow hair on your palms then your foo*ed Mrs D will have found out. Hehe great post. . .

Quote by user=doccock
to protect her dignity :grin: the above post is by Mr Doc ...

21 Jan 2010

The odd one or two was had during me younger days......

21 Jan 2010

you are right happylouth .. the right hand did at one stage resemble a mink glove biggrin

immac or a cutthroat razer sorts it though :taz: titan come on !!! fess up hee hee . . tell us about the time you were trying to explain the manmade aqurium on your bedroom curtains :lol2: had to get cut out of the bed myself one morning the sheets were like concrete :lol2:

21 Jan 2010

Or the urban myth about wanking in your bedroom with your eyes shut and your headphones on with the music really loud when you are a teenager, and when you've finished you open your eyes and there is a steaming cup of tea on your bedlocker!

21 Jan 2010

come on yeller tell the truth . . . there was a digestive bscuit left beside the tea for you too lol

:wank: hee hee .. serious balls to even attempt a danger wank like that .. worship

22 Jan 2010

So is :wank: dangerous ... An extreme sport even .. worship

I suppose it could be dangerous if operating equipnent ... Sure your hand might slip of the leaver. :bounce: ... Perhaps there should be a warning on the instructions :giggle:

22 Jan 2010

see dora that brings us on to the danger gick (shit) bolt

after your soiree with the fruit and veg did ya leave a small mars bar in the bed of the unsuspecting B & B propriotor ?? :taz: Mr. Doc

22 Jan 2010

Tea and biccies and now fruit and veg , what next rotflmao

22 Jan 2010

In a toilet beside a pool in Florida, it was the heat:-o:-o I got sooooooooo horny, I couldn't make it to the room:haha:

22 Jan 2010

Heat does it to me too so ONE of my places is............ whilst in a sunshower (stand up tanning bed). Another is while sending cheeky texts to someone here we decided we would play a game of cum-chasing. We had to go to the bathroom at the same time (I was in work). First back to their desk with a smile on their face was a winner......... I won:smoke:

22 Jan 2010

I must try that game midnight it sounds like great fun. One of the most dangerous places i did was when i worked in a hotel , cleaning the room the morning after and had a serious morning glory so something had to be done, just seconds away from my manager catching me , always wondered what she would do , she was a bit cracked herself lol.

22 Jan 2010

Quote by user=irishfunandgames
One of the most dangerous places i did was when i worked in a hotel , cleaning the room the morning after and had a serious morning glory so something had to be done, just seconds away from my manager catching me , always wondered what she would do , she was a bit cracked herself lol.

I'm surprised you haven't re-enacted that in one of your role play moments boink

22 Jan 2010

While i was working as a bus escort, teddy got me very horny and i had to relieve the tension somehow...problem was the driver was a family memeber:haha: Or there was the time during my affair with teddy and we where on the phone late one night having phone sex and my mother walked into my room and had a fit..had to tell her i was on the phone to my ex husband:-o:twisted:

23 Jan 2010

Midnight , ive been there and done that on more than one occasion , hotels were the best ever sex is like air to staff and when the summer came it went into overdrive lol. Might be an idea tho to go back to where it started and become a porter again and find a waitress , receptionist , bar maid chamber maid or manager to join in. God thinking of it why did i ever leave lol.

23 Jan 2010

Had one in my taxi one night while waiting on somebody to come out off a well known restaurant in dublin. i drove them home with a big smile.

24 Jan 2010

gitser ya filthy bayst ya biggrin

hope ya were just renting the car and plate and it wasnt your own ... hee hee.. worship

deadly danger wank though and very much in the spirit of the thread ...:clap: