Priceless, god bless her lol lol
It's a good job she's Purrrrrrty!
Blonde Mortician
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing
an expensive, expertly tailored black female blonde
mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body
dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black
suit he is already widow, however, says that she
always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she
wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank
check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my
husband in a blue suit for the viewing.
'The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle
chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...She says to the mortician,
'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job
and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her
astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says..
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an
attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going
to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made
no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So I just switched the heads.'