Hi

WILL YOU PLEEEEEEEASE READ THE PROFILE BEFORE MESSAGING !!!!

OK so i've been told that I have to update this. Back on the scene... please no mass hysteria or fainting. Take a ticket and wait your turn lol... yeah right !

Who am I ? Mind your own business lol... ok so i'm 40, 6ft in the right shoes, blue eyes, average build I guess but then again, if you're the type to have a type i'm probably not yours.

I'm choosy, picky, private and a wee bit of a food snob.

Totally not vanilla.... no star fishes need apply.

What do I go for... the broken winged type lol. You know the sort. Really though, a nice smile is one of the best things on the planet.

Time wasters jog on.... life is way too short!